Vi is Love, Vi is Life; For gyspylord, who as my friend would call, the true MVP

(It hurt to write this) I loved Vi so much. I had all her etsy merchandise and had read all her fanfictions. I prayed to Vi every night, thanking her for the high elo she has given me. "Vi is love punch sound" I chant "Vi is life punch sound". My CV buddies hear me and call me weeb. I call them mother licking scrub lords. They KS me and get my shutdown gold, then report me. I cri every tyme. I shut the computer in a hurry and burry myself in my pillows. I lay in bed in the cold, like snow down. I feel a warmth moving toward me, and the scent of motor oil. I feel a cold yet logicly defying warm metal touch me. It is Vi. I am so happy. She whispers in my ear " This is my punching bag." She grabs me with her powerful metal gauntlets and puts me on my hands and knees. I'm ready. I spread my ass cheeks. Vi penetrates me with her giant metal fingers. It hurts so much, but I do it for Vi. I can feel my butt tearing as tears stream from my eyes. I push against her force. I want to please Vi. My CV buddies can still hear me. Vi picks up the microphone and yells "It's all enforcer now". Vi leaves through the window. Vi is love, Vi is life.

LOL now that I have your attention (I know I do), I would like to applaud you for making my favorite champion Vi (second and third being Thresh and Mordekaiser then Nautilus and Veigar and Twitch) . And now that I've flattered you, please don't tell me they will be updating her amazing lore and splash art when they do all that other stuff to league.

P.S: Caitlyn needs a taunt for Vi.