ELO doesnt exist

It doesn't exist, because the main two parts everyone mentions are simply false.

1. You're stuck below where you should be.
2. Higher ranks don't have to deal with what you deal with.

If you get stuck you are either experiencing a bug (elo hell isn't a bug) or you are where you should be relative to your current skill. On top of that you can never escape the trolls, rage quitters and sub-par players. Maybe if you get to high challenger/master tier you'll finally avoid the sub-par players, but everything else is found at every rank.

Anyone else find it funny that the people that scream "ELO HELL" typically got carried in their wins and threw their losses?

You might want to correct your title: "ELO doesnt exist".

You managed to miss 1 of the 4 words.