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its alright buddy. we are all there for you 
Well, if you're into selfcest then...
Well I suppose that THAT SHIP HAS SAILED (badum tsh)
Nah, man! Gotta wait for someone else to ship you, otherwise you look needy! https://media.giphy.com/media/FfjQU0sO2zP5S/giphy.gif
You can speed along the process by posting tons of ships about other people until they get annoyed and try to "give you a taste of your own medicine", though.