Sometimes when I feed my Ball Python I like to pretend I am feeding Teemo to Cassiopeia

Laughing Fish·Aug 15, 2016·20 votes·1,599 views

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40 Comments

Friendly RamAug 15, 20166 votes

wait if you are feeding teemo to cass does she become more or less toxic?

Laughing FishAug 15, 20162 votes

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bhys.gif

Sonicblaster33Aug 15, 20165 votes

Inb4 butt hurt Jayhog

Laughing FishAug 15, 20167 votes

Haters gonna hate http://images.eurogamer.net/2014/community/users/1/0/4/1/user-1041-originalxoriginal-8-53-25.gif/EG11/thumbnail/28x28/quality/90/format/jpg

JayHog1992Aug 15, 20165 votes

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Inb4 butt hurt Jayhog

You know me so damn well...

However not butthurt, just creeped out.

Sonicblaster33Aug 15, 20162 votes

I take mental notes of everyone that I stays in my memory.

Laughing FishAug 15, 20166 votes

What, not a fan of Pythons? https://66.media.tumblr.com/dd3558a77d6c51e089c1e6d7b7136c9b/tumblr_mpn2gwvUzf1rno7w6o1_400.gif

JayHog1992Aug 15, 20168 votes

Not a fan of weird people feeding Teemo to ANYTHING or ANYONE. He's not food.

Laughing FishAug 15, 20167 votes

He is a rodent. Rodents were created for one purpose and one purpose only: To feed greater creatures. http://i.imgur.com/NkC0QEo.gif?Noredirect

JayHog1992Aug 15, 20162 votes

And yet, I take greater creatures down... So your statement is cute...

Laughing FishAug 15, 20163 votes

I take greater creatures down.

You just admitted Teemo is a lesser creature. https://pic.funnygifsbox.com/uploads/2015/06/18kiur.gif

JayHog1992Aug 15, 20163 votes

Everything is bigger than me, Size doesn't mean everything, obviously.

Teemo may be small, but where it matters, he's BIG! . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Which is his heart, he has a big heart to protect his friends and allies. Not sure what you were thinking tough.

Laughing FishAug 15, 20167 votes

Teemo has a heart?

https://media.giphy.com/media/OvL3qHSMO6uaI/giphy.gif

JayHog1992Aug 16, 20161 votes

Probably a better heart than half the comnunity put together.

MavenSongAug 16, 20162 votes

... actually most of the community is fine. Its the vocal minority of ragers and toxic people that take the spotlight a lot.

JayHog1992Aug 16, 20161 votes

Even if you're the kind that doesn't hate Teemo, if you hate another champion with a passion, not exactly in good heart.

MavenSongAug 16, 20161 votes

Everyone hates a champion and if you say otherwise you are lying. Theres always that one champ that tilts you like none other.

Fuck Blitzcrank exits

JayHog1992Aug 16, 20161 votes

That's the thing... I don't hate ANYONE! XD

I just find being salty a waste of time and effort! Fizz? He's gonna outplay me, I deserved it. Zed? Assassinated me, alright, enemy Teemo? Should had built MR and so on and so on.

No matter how bad a champion Riot will make, I will never get tilted about a champion. Not even if they put me in a literal 1v9 and those 9 are the champions that everyone hate.

EveninnAug 16, 20161 votes

A hate Aurelion and Azir for being hard to play and taking too much time to learn, does that count? (And the whole assassin class for tha same reason)

And didn't you just hit on at least half of the community? http://orig09.deviantart.net/604a/f/2012/268/1/7/ab___terence___i__m_watching_you__animation_by_merci12-d5fuw85.gif

JayHog1992Aug 16, 20161 votes

Honestly, I pity both a bit. Azir gets nerfed and people complain about bugs and Sol is literaly a snoore's fest to play as.

But yeah, if you hate them with a passion, it does count.

And hey, it's their fault for not being patient like me. I've had bad games, but I don't flame the enemy for picking a champion.

It's like that saying goes "A bad handyman blames his tools."