Laughing Fish's 10 commandments of LoL

I'm sure 99% of the community fails at #10 https://49.media.tumblr.com/467c2a82c49e8515f12e527d59f69f7e/tumblr_nkr25ub0bV1qejpvyo1_500.gif

translation

1. dont chase singed
2. blame the jg
3. "wurf"
4. blame support
5. mid or feed
6. support ward robot
7. stacks
8. spin to win
9. leesyndrom
10. die

http://giphy.com/gifs/an-american-in-paris-philadelphia-story-victorvictoria-nxM7IbxDeTRxC

Now let's play the guessing game of which ones are legit and which are not

As a support main,

I am greatly offended.

#11. Thou shalt spam memes and gifs as much as thou can provide

Nasus doesn't ever have to leave Top Lane now. He got a secret buff that makes his Q global while standing in Top.

I'm probably being a grammar nazi but in archaic/shakespearean english, the conjugation goes as follows [1st person singular] Subjective: I, Objective: Me, Possessive: My or Mine, No present tense conjugation verb ending [2nd person singular] Subjective: Thou, Objective: Thee, Possessive: Thy or Thine, Present Tense Conjugation Verb Ending: -Est [3rd person singular] Subjective: He/She/It, Objective: Him/Her/It, Possessive: His/Her/Its, Present Tense Conjugation Verb Ending: -Eth For all person plurals, it is the same as modern English except 2nd person plural subjective, which is "ye" instead of "you" and they hold no present tense conjugation verb ending.

But this is only for regular verbs, some irregular verbs lose the "e" which denotes "to do" when conjugated in the present tense, creating verbs such as "Thou shalt," "He doth," and "Thou dost."

With this in mind, 1 should be "Thou shalt not chase singed," which is correct. 2 should be "If thou losest lane, thou shalt report the noob jungler," which was half correct. 4 should be "If thine ADC shalt hap to die, thou shalt report thy support" Archaic english should be thought of as extended english. "if your ADC so happens to die, you shall report your (interchangeable with 'the') support," Additionally, the difference in thy and thine is that you use thine if the succeeding word begins with a vowel and thy if the succeeding word begins with a consonant. 8: "If thou spinest, thou shalt win" 9: "If thou landest a Q with Lee Sin, thou shalt take it"

Also note that when using "the" in archaic english, you follow the same rule as the L-Apostrophe (L') in French. Example: The Support, Th' ADC

But those are only 4 examples of what went wrong... there are plenty more. But I will leave this be, either downvote the grammar nazi or carry out, paying no mind, it is your decision.

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As a Singed main, I object to the first one. Isn't Rule 1 of League "Always blame somebody else", anyway?

Please click the lantern.

Please.

Number 2

http://i.imgur.com/KdxdQbq.png

I can see Lee Sin mains making some religion schysm where they'll change 9th one. Nobody says Lee Sin's name in .

Thou shall not flash out of the Kindred ultimate.

cough like wtf cough

Worth

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

God my eyes, why can't you just type them like a normal person. I get you are a meme master and all, but holy sheet that fish is giving me a seizure.

If the 10th commandment is for Thresh's lantern, may I suggest an 11th commandment?

11: If thou catcheth sight of a magical journey, thou shalt take it

I think that would be a great addition

Wait...

Number #5 says if u don't get mid, you'll feed Number #7 says if you are Nasus, you must got top

Therefore...

ALL NASUS PLAYERS ARE FEEDERS!