The minions. They shield you from skill shots, get thrown around by Syndra/Sion/Tahm, and get slaughtered by the masses simply for their gold. But do these brave souls give up? NO! They keep fighting, keep enduring. Let's give it up for them! http://chelseaeatstreats.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/minions.gif
MyTeamIsAwsome48 votesLet's start a minion petition http://sd.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/i/keep-calm-the-minions-will-save-us-all.png For every upvote 1 minion get saved and can live with his familly without going to war on summoners rift
Laughing Fish14 votesYou can sign one here
Doctor Dividends7 votesthanks fish for making a petition to save the minions. Please get all your friends and family to sign it guys
TurquoiseYoshi3 votesI've fallen for this twice in the last two days. What the fuck is wrong with me?
Lord Whatsisface3 votesSigned and upvoted. We must spread the word!
Void Nargacuga1 votesMyTeamIsAwsome1 voteswrong one sorry. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HQaBWziYvY
Chaotic Reks1 voteshe's on a roll with these petitions
Squidsmastah2 votes
: "THEY BELONG IN MY BELLEH!"
Virgin Ray1 votesMinionsarechampionstoo
Catastrop17 votesI want to upvote but you have those cancerous yellow blobs stopping me.
Catastrop8 votesBut...I have a wife and kids!! You can't!!!
Głacıes12 votesOh. Those passive aggressive little bastards.... Sure, they don't give up, but they exact their revenge in more subtle ways, I'm sure everyone has been creep blocked and killed by their OWN MINIONS more than once....
Milky Star5 votesReport "GG minions feeding/no skin".
Gamemaster Anth4 votesFor some reason, I see THOSE kinds of minions spawning if someone is playing Order of the Banana Soraka.
I know it won't actually happen, but could you imagine?
Shroom Junkie3 votesIKR I always talk about this They block you for their allies(and sometimes enemies... TRAITORS!!!), shoot you in the face to secure a kill, sacrifice themselves for a little bit of tower damage even early game...
EatMyUdyr2 votesVolibear with dat flip tho
Ralanr2 votes
: Minions? You mean stepping stones!
Cubism1 votesWhere's Badmin's song when we need it?
Mecha MaIphite1 votesstfu minions are bronze feeder scrubs
all they do is die to my laner over and over again and charge mindlessly into towers
report noob minions
IcyPepper1 votesBut they always feed
badooga1 votesThey always feed the enemy team gold and die under turret
Only Play Darius1 votesAnd they never complain about KS either.
Blue Moon Wolf1 votesI wish there was a gif of this with the minions replaced by League minions :p
MarhsallLee671 votes...And then they get me killed because allied minions have collision for some reason.
Seekêr1 votesBlock you under enemy tower...
Lanayurian1 votesAlso that one moment when you die to minions. Also, winions.
COWmanLord1 votesBuild 
treat your minions right and protect them s much as you can.
