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9baksQuJhb17 votes

"We have an army" "We have a Dunkmaster"

PENTAKILLDarius

Laughing Fish25 votes

There is no "I" in team, but there is one in Darius.

Chaotic Reks1 votes

there's gonna be a "me" in that ahri

Tomare Toki Yo1 votes

There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in DIE

Rinky Dinky17 votes

How it really feels

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Lanayurian1 votes

Kiting at its finest.

toe thief1 votes

Just don't let him poke you.

Jamaree14 votes

Dat perfect gif though, on that note, I remember the first time I saw this scene in theaters, I missed what Hulk said because everyone was laughing too hard.

Laughing Fish1 votes

Me too! I thought he said "Demi-God" in theaters. Everyone was laughing for a very long time. One of the best moments in any Superhero movie.

S H A Y C 016 votes

"Puny God" best hulk ever!

Champion Skin4 votes

How does it feel playing a fed Darius and never getting to anyone and not getting to use all of that damage you have an pretty much get turned into a bad tank with no/mediocre initiation

Laughing Fish16 votes

Yeah... until you do reach someone. Then you go all smash jam and dunk their sad faces.

ZylotheWolfbane1 votes

They can only run so far until you take all their structures. They can't defend their Nexus from the fountain.

Rinky Dinky1 votes

How does it feel to have a team with cc who enables you?

You must not know.

43161549_DEL1 votes

or you know that 430-440 move speed you have cause of switfies, trin and one move speed quint ;3

Tin Tarantino1 votes

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Maximum Zilean3 votes

I was with 3 friends in a normal game. And the 5th first picks Darius. Our response was forming the comp around Darius going all ham in teamfights.

You don't know the fear of a Darius with a 99% speed boost when your team is hit by a Malphite ult. Its scary.

Pastramka1 votes

The title should be: How it feels to play a fed Darius when Draven is not in the game

junglerboy166 votes

No, that's their Draven he's smashing.

Pastramka4 votes

If that's Draven then Hulk is DrMundo and Thor is Darius :D

Blue Moon Wolf2 votes

"you want me to put the axe down?!"

TenSlashTen1 votes

Certainly T champions in a nutshell.

Anidan2 votes

Darius isn't even that bad. At least Darius has very clearly exploitable weaknesses.

JudoPunch1 votes

Such as?

Tin Tarantino3 votes

Kiting

TenSlashTen1 votes

kiting isn't a weakness when you have any amount of tanks on your team kiddo.

I hope all certainlyT champs get gutted to hell and never played again so that he actually learns how to balance his champion on the drawing board instead of 1-5 years after its released

Being slightly less broken than other champs doesn't make them balanced btw. Just so you know.

Anidan1 votes

How is Darius broken?

Someone has to fulfill "if they're in my melee range, I kill them" niche, and Mordekaiser apparently isn't allowed to fit that bill. Because of the nature of "If you're in my very limited range, you die" kit, he's a natural lane bully to other melees. Thing is: Kiting and minimal damage outside of melee range are very real weaknesses, and a tank can't always be there to patch it up for you. Just ask Jayce and Kayle how much they worry about a Darius -- especially in the laning phase. Oh, you want a melee that beats him? Yorick and Mantheon, with Jax going even with him.

A weakness is always a weakness, even if it isn't always a bleeding ulcer a la Spain to Napoleon. For every tank that can enable that Darius, there's someone that can disengage and make the tank's efforts futile and further prevent harm from being done by Darius. He really isn't broken. He's a lane bully and he's damn good at what he does - why is that apparently not allowed to exist in this game and called broken almost every time it shows up?

Ser Garland1 votes

...And Kayle ults your target* Fixed that for you.

MrSexyHobo1 votes

a champ that can 1v1 anyone else in the game including garen should not be able to easily catch people. if you die as darius early no worries you just hit lvl 6 and dunk them. if you die against darius early.... may god have mercy on your soul

Mecha MaIphite1 votes

Have you seen the legend of the late game Jax ?

He's has a low CD on his jump, and he can 1v1 anyone except a stacked Nasus and maybe Poppy .

MrSexyHobo1 votes

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Have you seen the legend of the late game Jax ?

He's has a low CD on his jump, and he can 1v1 anyone except a stacked Nasus and maybe Poppy .

then you realize darius can beat the ever living shit out of them for the first 30 min of the game

Mecha MaIphite1 votes

He can beat Nasus until he gets to about 250 stacks, which should take no more than 15 minutes. He can beat Jax until about 10-15 minutes, then they go even, then Jax starts winning. Assuming they don't do anything stupid and feed. He just plain counters Poppy, not much to be said there.

And I used Jax as an example because you said a good duelist shouldn't be sticky, well there ya go lol.

MrSexyHobo1 votes

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He can beat Nasus until he gets to about 250 stacks, which should take no more than 15 minutes. He can beat Jax until about 10-15 minutes, then they go even, then Jax starts winning. Assuming they don't do anything stupid and feed. He just plain counters Poppy, not much to be said there.

And I used Jax as an example because you said a good duelist shouldn't be sticky, well there ya go lol.

by the time anyone hits the point where they should be going even with darius if he hasnt already killed you then you are either down 40 cs or he is a trash darius

edit. i hate jax even more than darius though so arguing which one os more annoying top lane is kind of silly. they both are bs in different equally annoying ways

Maximum Zilean1 votes

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then you realize darius can beat the ever living shit out of them for the first 30 min of the game

Yep. Jax is super easy to completely shut down in lane if your using a lane bully like Darius. I mean shut him down so hard he'll be 0/8 before 12 minutes.

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