"Oh you guys are doing baron? Let me get that blue on the other side of the map first."
free nexus turrets after we aced em, help! nah, we really need to walk to and take the baron
And that in background is
Q hitting all of them
What? That's how I always look.
I laughed really hard at this. 'Cuse ya know...if you don't laugh at the pain it consumes you.
I've never really understood how it's actually difficult to CONVINCE people to do baron after getting 2 kills. It's 5 vs 3, team cant get an inhibitor, baron is up = kill baron. Unless MAYBE you are too low against baron pit nuke champs with like

Yet people will just like walk away to do 50% of the mid inner turrets life before the enemy spawns and you get nothing
All enemies are dead and on a 70 second cooldown with their nexus open and Ryze's ult is ready? Better farm the siege minions in the middle of the map.
With the bright one at the top being a 1/3 health tank they all feel the need to escort back to base
My team actually won a game we were losing hard because the enemy fed
decided to take blue buff while the rest of her team was fighting at dragon.
This is why I play 
"Oh? You guys wanted to start a fight on the otherside of the map while I'm trying to push a wave to tower? OK, I've got your back from here!"
Had a zed in a platinum game who refused to help us end game on two opportunities after won teamfights because he wanted to baron, and would go there and stand by himself doing nothing if no one would follow him.
i play tanky
proceeds to go full lethality, QQ and die "report my team"
low elo be like "nerf lethality herp derp"
You forgot to add "you" somewhere halfways between "objectives" and "teammates".
an enemy
1v1'd my team's inhibitor once while his team did baron. he was able to destroy it on his own.. it was hilarious and painful to watch.