The difference in how some supports are treated...

Bard where did you go?!

( Declarative Chime )

What do you mean you went to go ward river? You were gone for 6 minutes!

( Evasive Chime ) THWOP! ( Explanatory Chime )

You placed that in OUR lane, and if you were warding where did that one come from?

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Also when you left your score was 0 / 0 / 2, and now its 2 / 0 / 4... well?

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Have you been leaving me to collect chimes and assist other lanes again?

( Ashamed Chime ) + ( Desparate Chime )

I know its an addiction! I sympathize with you but Graves gave up his cigar, you have to be strong!

( Desperate Chime )

Has group therapy been helping? I know Jared from Subway is there along with Tibbers.

( Ashamed Chime )

They kicked you out for bringing the Meeps with you?! BARD!

( Exasperated Chime ) + ( Angry Chime )

Of course its my business, you are my partner! And no I will not leave it alone.

( Threatening Chime )

You are going to Ult me if I don't leave you alone?

( Threatening Chime )

When the enemy team is coming so that they get me? Just to mess with my K / D / A ?

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Fine have it your way!

( Threatening Chime )

No I wont report you to your summoner, or the Admins.

Um, Singed can we talk?

Sure, bro whats up? Mix Mix.

So Twitch is telling me you are abandoning him and going to counter-jungle. Is this true?

Well yeah, been denying their Poppy her Blue and Gromp all day! Its awesome I feel like I am useful again.

Yeah about that, as a Support that's not your job. I strongly advise against it.

But... we are winning. Poppy hasn't had the chance to gank anyone and I always go back to the rat...

Listen we are just not built for that as a team. Not only that but you are stealing everyone's thunder.

So what exactly do you want me to do?

Follow the meta, go top.

Hey stop being an idiot. I lost top lane meta ever since the hyper carries moved up there.

Valor!

Silver of the moon!

Hiya! Ha die you humorless ice queen!

Huh?!

Sorry not you... but that was funny.

How dare you! You're nothing but a bird brained bitch! Take that!

Umm yeah, I get your point. However you must fill out these forms in triplicate to be able to do that...

THWOMP!

What the f...

...and remember you need to have them notarized and approved by the Summoners and Admins.

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Yeeeah, I see you are going to be difficult about this. How about one last sneaky assault and then calm down.

Okay but lets make this good, I want to be back in the meta.

Yeeeaaahhh, here step into my ult and we will follow along and backdoor them!

CHARGE!!!

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Ryze? Quinn? Twitch? Rengar? ...

Ohhhh.... Shhhhiiii....

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There! I stuck him... somewhere safe. HA HA! ... Oh look my stapler!