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Blue Moon Wolf59 votes

Kalista: OMG, BARD HELP ME! Bard: ... Kalista: HELP ME YOU LAZY PRICK! Bard: ... drops healing shrine Kalista: finally you decide you be use- Bard walks over healing shrine http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/thumbs/troll_icons_2_28891_7697_thumb.png

PaladinNO14 votes

If I may give an actual story based on your...setup. Blatant theft OP. xD

Vayne : OMG, BARD HELP ME! Bard: drops healing shrine Vayne: HELP ME YOU LAZY PRICK! Bard: ... drops healing shrine Vayne: walks around healing shrines...and dies

Bard: * http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg *

Vayne: /all REPORT THIS BARD!! NO HELPING!! Bard: ... Bard: do you know what those yellow shrines do? Vayne : F**K YOU!! Vayne : no, i don't!

I lost the ability to write anything else after that.

Two others on the team explained what those..."yellow things" did, but that Vayne didn't get any further help from me.

Vincent Lucius14 votes

Punctuation from a raging Vayne? You're kidding me, right?

PaladinNO2 votes

Well, I took it all from memory - the actual amount of punctuation may have been somewhat different. xD I do remember more "!"'s was used, but to keep within the frames of the original setup without changing everything, I stuck with it. ;)

Vincent Lucius2 votes

This can be accepted. Teemo shall not visit your house today.

BioticBrony5 votes

What I hate when playing bard is that people don't wait for the shrines to fully mature and they wonder why I have to leave lane and grab chimes. But hey the recent buffs to bard should help out a lot.

Yrzen1 votes

Even worse is the adc that never grabs the shrines at all.

They'd rather just let the enemy team get them when they get pushed back to turret whenever I'm not around.

charcharmunro6 votes

Playing Bard is like being that parent that has to constantly leave town to leave their kid on their own. You know it's a bad idea, they don't want you to go (though they'll only say that once you're gone) but you HAVE to to keep your family together. You leave food for them so they don't go hungry without you but something still goes wrong.

I follow Sky's example of a League team being a family. Top-lane's the dad, support is the mom, mid-lane is the older sibling, ADC is the bratty kid. And the Jungler is the weird uncle that shows up now and again.

Leadpaintchips2 votes

Jungler sometimes comes in with some amazing presents (successful ganks), sometimes just makes things awkward (ganks where they just recalled like 10 seconds earlier).

GiggleCollector1 votes

Hey, I'm the weird uncle. I also jungle. As long as I call ahead & let them know I'm coming, it's fine. Somehow, I'm always a bit late, though. Kill Secured!

WildKenchAppears1 votes

what i hate is when my adc will die from ignite and W on cd so i ult them to save them and they FUCKING FLASH OUT OF MY ULT DIE AND BLAME ME

Knoyle8 votes

This works out for Jungler as well... Jinx *ganked by Kindred and is being chased down at 20% Rammus *Rams into Kindred and distracts with Taunt Jinx *Turns around trying to make a kill thats not there and gets killed by Kindred Rammus *Finishes off Kindred Jinx "OH MY FUCKING GAWD YOU FUCKING LET ME DIE AND STOLE MY KILL" Rammus "You were supposed to keep running you were a walking target with that hp" Jinx "FUCK YOU I NEED KILLS STAY OUT OF MY LANE YOU SUCK" Rammus "Fine! Enjoy your sex because when she comes back and bends you over I won't be there to push her off" Jinx 2 deaths later "JUNGLER FUCKING SUCKS AND NEVER GANKS Rammus *been ganking top and mid ever since "Oh I'm sorry I thought you wanted me to let you be Wolf's butt slave"

DrShoking48 votes

but isn't that Teemo natural state?

kaltenashes30 votes

best feel ever, people flame you and expect you to co-operate

"sorry dude, i'm not feeling like helping you at all never again"

Potato Doc6 votes

Except i'm one of the reasons people think they can get away with it.

I can get flamed all game, and im still willing to look past it because id rather win.

CrisisEchoes3 votes

{quoted}

Except i'm one of the reasons people think they can get away with it.

I can get flamed all game, and im still willing to look past it because id rather win.

If more people had your attitude this community would be so much better. Instead people choose the immature route and play like ass, instead of ignoring.

Vincent Lucius2 votes

I can play well without helping the prick. I can roam mid and CC chain the enemy laner as a gift to my Veigar. I can head top and start making life for the other guy hell. I don't flame back and I don't screw my team over because of one guy, and who knows, maybe they really can handle bot lane alone. Who am I to call them a liar?

CrisisEchoes1 votes

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I can play well without helping the prick. I can roam mid and CC chain the enemy laner as a gift to my Veigar. I can head top and start making life for the other guy hell. I don't flame back and I don't screw my team over because of one guy, and who knows, maybe they really can handle bot lane alone. Who am I to call them a liar?

Thats not smart. Even if hes a prick usually people who are pricks just care about the game and are frustrated at their inability to win vs someone else

Vincent Lucius1 votes

And that frustration is making them turn against teammates and most likely making them play worse, in which case it's better for me to help another lane snowball rather than sit there and babysit the person who's going on tilt. Still playing to win and I'm not going to mess up morale further by typing in chat to respond but I also don't have to sit there and get sworn at by someone who can't handle things not going their way.

kaltenashes3 votes

sorry dude, you could had just said stuff like: play more safe, dont try risky stuff, i'm coming to help soon, but the moment you decided to flame is the moment we lost

Zenanii2 votes

{quoted}

Except i'm one of the reasons people think they can get away with it.

I can get flamed all game, and im still willing to look past it because id rather win.

Well, I'm the same, but the way I see it, if I leave my adc to die because he flamed me then that means I let him get to me. I win by never letting chat influence the way I play (alright, it mostly doesn't influence the way I play, I'm not a freaking saint).

GiggleCollector1 votes

Same. I just mute them & continue to play the game, as normal.

Cressilia19 votes

Don't forget the ADCs who say "I would've been better off without a support anyway." yea ok buddy

Lumen Sage7 votes

I usually leave the lane and start roaming to set up ganks the moment a ADC says that. Let us see how well things go for them bot lane now.

Rei Evangelion6 votes

I main support and love the role but I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do this lol.

PaladinNO5 votes

I can't tell how many times I've done it because someone have flamed me. And it gives me such a good feeling! Revenge is a dish best served cold.

If someone can't tell me in a civilized manner what they want me to do, not do, or do differently, I guess I'm not good enough for them to be their lifeline if such a situation occurs either.

{quoted}

What goes around, comes around.

Amen.

The Ecdysiast2 votes

I absolutely refuse to prove I'm not worthless.

PaladinNO1 votes

That an insult? If they can't recognize that I have been trying, then to teemoworld with them.

And, as I said, if someone can't tell me in a civilized manner what they want me to do, not do, or do differently...well, why should I care? It's just a game anyway, and if someone resorts to flaming immediately, then they clearly have already made up their mind. Won't matter what I do after that.

Bard's probably a poor example, but: http://boards.eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/champions-gameplay-en/MMc18hpA-respect-your-supp-or-take-it-as-a-man-when-the-support-leaves-your-lane-for-another

Anyway, our top Irelia certainly appreciated my help more.

DazedOnlooker5 votes

Jinx "Amg useless sup HELP MEH"

Lulu " i'm ooooooom as fk"

Jinx "uuussseeleeesss"

Ziggs Ults on to team

Jinx "/all Pshaw lulu has ult, latta noo--"

Lulu Ults our Azir

Jinx An ally has been slain!!

Azir "/all im still 10/0. lulu carry"

Jinx "/all please report this useless ass support please"

--Meanwhile on the Enemy Team--

Ziggs "/all Azir you fk, you got lucky"

Braum "/all you lucky ur lulu is so good"

Varus "/all jinx come 1v1 me you coward ass bish, w/o lulu, No team, No ult, and no items, or elixirs, right now, in the Barron pit"

Rengar " ...varus....bruh....what the fk are you high on?"

Varus "The salty tears of my enemies."

Varus "/all Jinx come at me now bro"

Jinx "/all STFU"

PaladinNO2 votes

Upvoted for using Lulu, my main, in the example. ^^

DazedOnlooker2 votes

Lulu is love, Lulu is life~. <3

PaladinNO1 votes

Amen.

Solaxo3 votes

Yeah be a burden to your whole team because some jerk flamed you. Very mature.

Flemman3 votes

well, it's kinda easy for me when i play sup and the adc flame, i just go full warding/roaming and leave that guy do what he want bot. Last time was with zilean, just go top to make our trynda 2v1 the ennemy for 4 min, giving him some kills and solo win the game

Jet Sett3 votes

I was waiting for Sona to laugh at Teemo, then I remembered...

She has no sense of humor.

PaladinNO2 votes

To quote Sona on the matter: .... ... ... .... .. ........

However, Tassadar got it spot on: Then let our actions speak for us!

Or in plain English: Teemo died - what's to say?

Hadn't thought of this until right now, but Teemo is apparently LoL's Kenny. "Oh my god, they killed Teemo!"

Jet Sett1 votes

"YOU HEROES!"

DazedOnlooker2 votes

Think this is the most meanest thing i have done to my adc this season though:

Lulu An ally has been Slain

Ashe Enemy Double Kill

Lulu Runs back to lane...Gets hooked again..i hate blitz fml..

Corki Enemy killing spree!!

Lulu Runs back to lane

Ashe Roams Mid as soon as i come back to lane.....and never comes back thus leaving me to solo bot lane alone 1v2 for 10 minutes

Lulu "Ash? You coming back?"

Ashe "..................."

2mins later

Lulu "I can't hold this lane alone..our turret is still healthy though"

Ashe "...................."

8 mins later

Your turret has been destroyed

Ashe "........."(still mid)

Mid Game

My team and the enemy just giving each other mean looks in mid lane for like 5mins..but i see a HUGE wave about to kill our 2nd bot tower..i leave to go clear it, i need the extra gold now for my item 3089 since you know,,Ash forced me to build damage since rushing defensive items like i usually do wont help me protect the bot tower alone.

Ashe "Support go help mid i got bot so leave"

Lulu "................." (Fking rly? you leave me to solo bot alone and ignore me ALL GAME and expect me to just listen to anything you have to say? fuuuckkk noo time to teach you a Harsh Lesson for being an inconsiderate ass hole)

Lulu Waits patiently next to this huge wave on winions for ash to come bot...

Ashe Pinging me to fall back 9000x

As soon as Ash shows up...

Lulu E + Q's the entire wave..taking all the minions

Ashe "WHAT THE FUCK???? THIS FUCKING SUPPORT"

Lulu "............" Goes mid, and somehow we still won that game

This all happened because we gave up 3 kills to the enemy Corki .........People these days.

S H A Y C 02 votes

+1 for Dying Teemo

WolfBV1 votes

When you could save your adc but you don't know if they'll be angry that you got the kill.

DazedOnlooker2 votes

I can no longer count the many times ive had to nearly let my adc die soley because i didn't want to KS.

Tristana Epic 1v1 adc battle Ezreal

Tristana Has 1 tick left...

Ezreal But so does this guy....

Lulu "............(UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????)"

Lulu Bubble off CD, uses immediately

Ezreal An enemy has been slain!

Tristana "/all Wreked."

Ezreal "/all FUCK YOU LULU"


Or

OOORRR

Lulu Bubbles...but it was not enough

Tristana An ally has been slain

Lulu You have slain an enemy Ezreal

Tristana "............."

Ezreal "/all You belong in a museum!"

Lulu "Sry i didnt want to ks, you both had like 1 tick left soo...coin flip mode activated"

Tristana "Noob you let me die -_-"

Lulu ".........."

WolfBV1 votes

Yeah, I was a Brand support with a trist adc vs their kog. I could've finished kog with a couple of abilities but remembered that adcs don't like their kills being taken.

Full Brain1 votes

{quoted}

Yeah, I was a Brand support with a trist adc vs their kog. I could've finished kog with a couple of abilities but remembered that adcs don't like their kills being taken.

That is how you play the moral support role.

Brand You've got this buddy.

Abyss of Exiles1 votes

I love when I have ability to choose whether people die or live. Tristana : Gets pentakill Tristana : /all All me... Alistar : Takes red and blue buff Alistar : Takes kills Alistar : /all ALL YOU HUH???!!??11!1!

Laughing Fish3 votes

I only say "/all All Me" when I clearly stole the kill.... Or if I am using Draven. https://49.media.tumblr.com/ae402ec521e19176026a3334f63ddaf8/tumblr_n9692geiYG1r013jro1_400.gif

SageOTPengu1 votes

I just steal whatever kill they are about to obtain.

Hyppocritamus1 votes

worst thing I do is steal kills.

with Leona.

I'm sorry, but if I can steal kills from you, you're doing it wrong.

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