: OMG, BARD HELP ME!
: ...
: HELP ME YOU LAZY PRICK!
: ... drops healing shrine
: finally you decide you be use-
walks over healing shrine http://www.adiumxtras.com/images/thumbs/troll_icons_2_28891_7697_thumb.png
If I may give an actual story based on your...setup. Blatant theft OP. xD
: OMG, BARD HELP ME!
: drops healing shrine
: HELP ME YOU LAZY PRICK!
: ... drops healing shrine
: walks around healing shrines...and dies
: * http://i.imgur.com/iWKad22.jpg *
: /all REPORT THIS BARD!! NO HELPING!!
: ...
: do you know what those yellow shrines do?
: F**K YOU!!
: no, i don't!
I lost the ability to write anything else after that.
Two others on the team explained what those..."yellow things" did, but that Vayne didn't get any further help from me.
Punctuation from a raging Vayne? You're kidding me, right?
Well, I took it all from memory - the actual amount of punctuation may have been somewhat different. xD I do remember more "!"'s was used, but to keep within the frames of the original setup without changing everything, I stuck with it. ;)
This can be accepted. Teemo shall not visit your house today.
What I hate when playing bard is that people don't wait for the shrines to fully mature and they wonder why I have to leave lane and grab chimes. But hey the recent buffs to bard should help out a lot.
Even worse is the adc that never grabs the shrines at all.
They'd rather just let the enemy team get them when they get pushed back to turret whenever I'm not around.
Playing Bard is like being that parent that has to constantly leave town to leave their kid on their own. You know it's a bad idea, they don't want you to go (though they'll only say that once you're gone) but you HAVE to to keep your family together. You leave food for them so they don't go hungry without you but something still goes wrong.
I follow Sky's example of a League team being a family. Top-lane's the dad, support is the mom, mid-lane is the older sibling, ADC is the bratty kid. And the Jungler is the weird uncle that shows up now and again.
Jungler sometimes comes in with some amazing presents (successful ganks), sometimes just makes things awkward (ganks where they just recalled like 10 seconds earlier).
Hey, I'm the weird uncle. I also jungle. As long as I call ahead & let them know I'm coming, it's fine. Somehow, I'm always a bit late, though. Kill Secured!
what i hate is when my adc will die from ignite and W on cd so i ult them to save them and they FUCKING FLASH OUT OF MY ULT DIE AND BLAME ME
This works out for Jungler as well...
*ganked by
and is being chased down at 20%
*Rams into
and distracts with Taunt
*Turns around trying to make a kill thats not there and gets killed by
*Finishes off
"OH MY FUCKING GAWD YOU FUCKING LET ME DIE AND STOLE MY KILL"
"You were supposed to keep running you were a walking target with that hp"
"FUCK YOU I NEED KILLS STAY OUT OF MY LANE YOU SUCK"
"Fine! Enjoy your sex because when she comes back and bends you over I won't be there to push her off"
2 deaths later "JUNGLER FUCKING SUCKS AND NEVER GANKS
*been ganking top and mid ever since "Oh I'm sorry I thought you wanted me to let you be Wolf's butt slave"
but isn't that
natural state?
best feel ever, people flame you and expect you to co-operate
"sorry dude, i'm not feeling like helping you at all never again"
Except i'm one of the reasons people think they can get away with it.
I can get flamed all game, and im still willing to look past it because id rather win.
Except i'm one of the reasons people think they can get away with it.
I can get flamed all game, and im still willing to look past it because id rather win.
If more people had your attitude this community would be so much better. Instead people choose the immature route and play like ass, instead of ignoring.
I can play well without helping the prick. I can roam mid and CC chain the enemy laner as a gift to my Veigar. I can head top and start making life for the other guy hell. I don't flame back and I don't screw my team over because of one guy, and who knows, maybe they really can handle bot lane alone. Who am I to call them a liar?
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I can play well without helping the prick. I can roam mid and CC chain the enemy laner as a gift to my Veigar. I can head top and start making life for the other guy hell. I don't flame back and I don't screw my team over because of one guy, and who knows, maybe they really can handle bot lane alone. Who am I to call them a liar?
Thats not smart. Even if hes a prick usually people who are pricks just care about the game and are frustrated at their inability to win vs someone else
And that frustration is making them turn against teammates and most likely making them play worse, in which case it's better for me to help another lane snowball rather than sit there and babysit the person who's going on tilt. Still playing to win and I'm not going to mess up morale further by typing in chat to respond but I also don't have to sit there and get sworn at by someone who can't handle things not going their way.
sorry dude, you could had just said stuff like: play more safe, dont try risky stuff, i'm coming to help soon, but the moment you decided to flame is the moment we lost
Except i'm one of the reasons people think they can get away with it.
I can get flamed all game, and im still willing to look past it because id rather win.
Well, I'm the same, but the way I see it, if I leave my adc to die because he flamed me then that means I let him get to me. I win by never letting chat influence the way I play (alright, it mostly doesn't influence the way I play, I'm not a freaking saint).
Same. I just mute them & continue to play the game, as normal.
Don't forget the ADCs who say "I would've been better off without a support anyway." yea ok buddy
I usually leave the lane and start roaming to set up ganks the moment a ADC says that. Let us see how well things go for them bot lane now.
I main support and love the role but I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to do this lol.
I can't tell how many times I've done it because someone have flamed me. And it gives me such a good feeling! Revenge is a dish best served cold.
If someone can't tell me in a civilized manner what they want me to do, not do, or do differently, I guess I'm not good enough for them to be their lifeline if such a situation occurs either.
What goes around, comes around.
Amen.
I absolutely refuse to prove I'm not worthless.
That an insult? If they can't recognize that I have been trying, then to teemoworld with them.
And, as I said, if someone can't tell me in a civilized manner what they want me to do, not do, or do differently...well, why should I care? It's just a game anyway, and if someone resorts to flaming immediately, then they clearly have already made up their mind. Won't matter what I do after that.
Bard's probably a poor example, but: http://boards.eune.leagueoflegends.com/en/c/champions-gameplay-en/MMc18hpA-respect-your-supp-or-take-it-as-a-man-when-the-support-leaves-your-lane-for-another
Anyway, our top Irelia certainly appreciated my help more.
"Amg useless sup HELP MEH"
" i'm ooooooom as fk"
"uuussseeleeesss"
Ults on to team
"/all Pshaw lulu has ult, latta noo--"
Ults our 
An ally has been slain!!
"/all im still 10/0. lulu carry"
"/all please report this useless ass support please"
--Meanwhile on the Enemy Team--
"/all Azir you fk, you got lucky"
"/all you lucky ur lulu is so good"
"/all jinx come 1v1 me you coward ass bish, w/o lulu, No team, No ult, and no items, or elixirs, right now, in the Barron pit"
" ...varus....bruh....what the fk are you high on?"
"The salty tears of my enemies."
"/all Jinx come at me now bro"
"/all STFU"
Upvoted for using Lulu, my main, in the example. ^^
Lulu is love, Lulu is life~. <3
Amen.
Yeah be a burden to your whole team because some jerk flamed you. Very mature.
well, it's kinda easy for me when i play sup and the adc flame, i just go full warding/roaming and leave that guy do what he want bot. Last time was with zilean, just go top to make our trynda 2v1 the ennemy for 4 min, giving him some kills and solo win the game
I was waiting for Sona to laugh at Teemo, then I remembered...
She has no sense of humor.
To quote Sona on the matter: .... ... ... .... .. ........
However, Tassadar got it spot on: Then let our actions speak for us!
Or in plain English: Teemo died - what's to say?
Hadn't thought of this until right now, but Teemo is apparently LoL's Kenny. "Oh my god, they killed Teemo!"
"YOU HEROES!"
Think this is the most meanest thing i have done to my adc this season though:
An ally has been Slain
Enemy Double Kill
Runs back to lane...Gets hooked again..i hate blitz fml..
Enemy killing spree!!
Runs back to lane
Roams Mid as soon as i come back to lane.....and never comes back thus leaving me to solo bot lane alone 1v2 for 10 minutes
"Ash? You coming back?"
"..................."
2mins later
"I can't hold this lane alone..our turret is still healthy though"
"...................."
8 mins later
Your turret has been destroyed
"........."(still mid)
Mid Game
My team and the enemy just giving each other mean looks in mid lane for like 5mins..but i see a HUGE wave about to kill our 2nd bot tower..i leave to go clear it, i need the extra gold now for my
since you know,,Ash forced me to build damage since rushing defensive items like i usually do wont help me protect the bot tower alone.
"Support go help mid i got bot so leave"
"................." (Fking rly? you leave me to solo bot alone and ignore me ALL GAME and expect me to just listen to anything you have to say? fuuuckkk noo time to teach you a Harsh Lesson for being an inconsiderate ass hole)
Waits patiently next to this huge wave on winions for ash to come bot...
Pinging me to fall back 9000x
As soon as Ash shows up...
E + Q's the entire wave..taking all the minions
"WHAT THE FUCK???? THIS FUCKING SUPPORT"
"............" Goes mid, and somehow we still won that game
This all happened because we gave up 3 kills to the enemy
.........People these days.
+1 for Dying Teemo
When you could save your adc but you don't know if they'll be angry that you got the kill.
I can no longer count the many times ive had to nearly let my adc die soley because i didn't want to KS.
Epic 1v1 adc battle 
Has 1 tick left...
But so does this guy....
"............(UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????????)"
Bubble off CD, uses immediately
An enemy has been slain!
"/all Wreked."
"/all FUCK YOU LULU"
Or
OOORRR
Bubbles...but it was not enough
An ally has been slain
You have slain an enemy 
"............."
"/all You belong in a museum!"
"Sry i didnt want to ks, you both had like 1 tick left soo...coin flip mode activated"
"Noob you let me die -_-"
".........."
Yeah, I was a Brand support with a trist adc vs their kog. I could've finished kog with a couple of abilities but remembered that adcs don't like their kills being taken.
Yeah, I was a Brand support with a trist adc vs their kog. I could've finished kog with a couple of abilities but remembered that adcs don't like their kills being taken.
That is how you play the moral support role.
You've got this buddy.
I love when I have ability to choose whether people die or live.
: Gets pentakill
: /all All me...
: Takes red and blue buff
: Takes kills
: /all ALL YOU HUH???!!??11!1!
I only say "/all All Me" when I clearly stole the kill.... Or if I am using Draven. https://49.media.tumblr.com/ae402ec521e19176026a3334f63ddaf8/tumblr_n9692geiYG1r013jro1_400.gif
I just steal whatever kill they are about to obtain.
worst thing I do is steal kills.
with Leona.
I'm sorry, but if I can steal kills from you, you're doing it wrong.