The Average Top Lane Experience

: Hey, how's it going?

: Pretty good, pretty good. Just trying to not die.

: lmao, die to what?

: The enemy team?

: I know you're a tree, but now you're just high. No one visits top lane except us... and hell, we're barely in it since we're always leaving it.

: Well... what about dying to you?

: Dude... you're a tank... I'm a tank... do you really think either of us is going to die?

: fair... so what do we even do in this lane?

: Farm and try to pretend as though we're trying to kill each other, even though we know that neither of us can kill the other, and eventually wait until our teams start spam pinging us that we haven't moved from top lane at all to help them after they fed their laners 10 kills.

: Why do I even play this lane?