Also known as making the enemy botlane rage quit

/
is surprisingly powerful. And by that, I mean you are kind of useless, but you make the enemy even more useless than you are lol.
Maocrank is so stupid. If you don't shut down the enemy adc and your lanes don't go at least even, you're guaranteed a loss unless your top laner is an adc. However, it's hilarious if you get even remotely fed. When comboed correctly you will kill a squishy at assassin speeds while taking little to no damage.
combo is HILARIOUS. If one of them lands a snare, then whoever got snared is dead. CSS? Oh, sorry, WE HAVE MORE SNARES! gg no re.
Coming in to kill one of us? We both use our shields. GG NO RE
We're going all in? QQWREER. GG NO RE
Going all in against us? Shields, Snares and Slows. GG NO MOTHA FUCKIN RE!
And then they lose late game because neither of them are equipped to deal with tanks.
Actually they are. Did you miss the part about the snares? The Black Shield that prevents crowd control? The damage reduction and kiting? The multiple layers of CC?
The Lux laser that hits the backline even if the tanks are fighting you?
not everything is about the "tank meta" (despite mid being dominated by assassins and mages and bot with the adc and support still).



I did
once, and fought a
. Neither was fun for the other side.
or

hold them close to the tower and wait for them to die.
Whenever I played
, I ran Revive Teleport and always had a smile on my face from the loading screen to the end of the game. B-b-but now...I'm constant BibleThump when I see his portrait scrolling through the list.
Riot give Revive back! http://i.imgur.com/IWcT8Fb.jpg
The Electric Boogaloo
bot: Bitch you are gonna die the moment you approach the creepwave
If you get through lvl 1 without getting harassed as fuck.
The immortal.
Believe me, I don't like playing off meta comps if they involve the opponents stack racing.
I did it with AD Soraka and an ADC Xin Zhao. It was beautiful. And I got first blood against a Yi. http://matchhistory.na.leagueoflegends.com/en/#match-details/NA1/1825370361/224889058?tab=overview