You're goddam Laughing Fish. This has never happened.
inb4 no one actually upvotes or posts comments
And,you failed
He failed by posting about no one posting.
http://www.geeksandcleats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/nick-young-confused-face-300x256.png
+1 simply for the Good Morning Vietnam GIF RIP Robin Williams
It'd be funny if it didn't result in a counter-joke that gives me third degree burns almost every single time.
I just can't imagine Dee Dee swearing.