Whenever a New Game Mode is Leaked: Part 1

Hey guys, have you heard about that new game mode that just came out? No, Riot hasn’t said anything about a new game mode. Yeah bro, the forums would’ve exploded if something like that was exposed on the patch updates. Wait, I think I’ve heard something about it somewhere on 4chan.
I plan on unfriending Vi. Wtf why? Because you go on 4chan. Who tf still goes on 4chan? … Looks like I’m unfriending Garen as well. Freaks. I know you ain’t talkin… Uh-oh, uh-oh! Cook him! Cook him! DRAAAAAAVEEEEEN! STFU Wait, why is there a Twisted Fart in our lobby? I thought it can only hold five people at a time. You talkin shit, bitch? I’m sorry, please don’t hurt me. What do you want Twisted Fuck? I'm here to introduce you all to the new game mode that I created, called "A Twist of Fate". Isn't that copied from one of Riot's cinematics? YOU TALKIN SHIT, BITCH??? I'll just keep quiet from now on. Ignore me. Thought so. Like I was saying, "A Twist of Fate" is a game mode that revolves around luck. If your luck is good, you'll be rewarded with a ton of in-game boosts that give your team the advantage on the Fields of Justice. However, if your luck is ass, then you might as well gg ff at 20. A luck-based mode? That doesn't sound fun at all. Here, think of it like this. In the Champ Select screen, before you're able to ban champions, a slot machine appears where the chat box should be. Each team gets one pull, and each slot grants the team a buff that either makes or breaks them. Well, what kind of buffs? For example, if one of your slots land on a buff named "Impatience", your entire team gains a massive mana regen and cooldown reduction bonus for the entire match. Or, you could land on "Baller Status", which grants the team bonus gold generation for the entire match. Or, you could land on "Avenger", which grants your team an emblem that says, "Whenever you die, a spectral form of yourself remains active for a few seconds, giving a momentary shot at avenging yourself or another comrade. If you kill the one who killed you, you gains a lot of bonuses and stuff". And as for the debuffs...? Well, I won't name all of them. But a couple of them are "Deathsteal", which gives the team an emblem that says, "Whenever your attacks would give you health, you lose that much health instead", and "Clingy Afterlife", which doubles the amount of time on the team's death timer. Which is bullshit. Like seriously, fuck you dude. TWISTED FUCKBOY...YOU HAVE ANGERED THE ASCENDED FOR THE LAST TIME! WITHER! COME ON THEN! YOU TOP LANERS NEVER LEARN YOUR PLACE UNTIL SOMEONE PUTS THE CORNER OF THEIR CARDS IN YOUR ASSES! LET'S GO! I'LL SHOW YOU THAT I DON'T NEED LIFESTEAL TO MAKE YOU MY BITCH! YEAH! I'LL SEE YOU ON THE RIFT! They're about to fight on the new game mode...LET'S GOOO! DEMACIAAAAA! DRAAAAAAAAVEEEEEEEENNNNN!!!! PERISH, YOU DEGENERATE LIFE FORMS! WHERE ARE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE COMING FROM? HOW ARE THEY IN HERE? AND WHY IS NASUS USING WORDS LIKE "FUCKBOY"?