Your favorite champion takes you to their house and cooks their favorite meal

She cooks the most amazing feast of every kind of food possible, made with only the rarest ingredients cooked to perfect. Hums and sings and whistles while cooking, blushes like a sweet girl when you tell her it smells amazing. As you go to take your first bite, she SMACKS THE FORK OUT OF YOUR HAND AND BLOWS UP THE TABLE!

me.

"I cooked us some Fugu, Summoner. Now, pufferfish is poisonous, if ya do it wrong. Enough to kill a man, in fact. My question to you, is..." (stuns you and restrains you to chair) "...Are ya feelin' lucky?"

how do you like your gems?

: Ramen noodles? Oodles of Noodles? Chicken noodle soup? What about with hot sauce?

: Food is for those bound by time. I will simply take you back in time to when you were not hungry.

brings you home Me : are we having some sort of oil mixture? : no. Me : Do you even eat at all? : yes. Me : well, what's for dinner? : BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS EVOLVING DINNER!!!

: Seeds with fruit?

I really would like something...heavier

: Carcasses?

Something cooked...preferably not human

...you want to order Chinese?

goes in the kitchen. makes a bunch of noise, bumps his head, comes out and gives the lamp a spoon

My favorite champion is ... I think I may be in trouble.

Zyra takes me outside under the bright sunshine, buries me to my legs into the ground and pours water on me and the ground.

She is extremely confused when I glare at her.

"My hobby is eating yordles"

Fried dinger Slow roasted Kennen Boiled tristana Sauteed Corki Blackened Teemo Baked Poppy and of course Chargrilled Ziggs

Mmmm mmm mmm.

"Here you go summoner, a sandwich."

Can't we just get a bucket of fried chicken-

"WHAT?!"

I get cookies! Yay!

Hoooowww dooooo yoooouuuuu liiiiiike youuurrrr seeeaaaweeeed cooooked?

Tons of sweets. Bakers op

I will cook for Quinn

Me: Dinner ready, i did Fried chicken

Quinn: before we start, ¿did you see Valor?

Me: ... oh-oh

"Wanna get high?" Friggin shrooms.

Does she even know how to cook?

would either serve me liver with Fava beans and a nice Chianti or we would go eat at Jack in The Box.

2 nice ladies 1 dinner

Would you like grilled bear, tiger steak, turtle soup or a phoenix egg omlette?

Me: Uh..... maybe the...

Stares angrily as the room chills Roars as Lightning tips his claws Seethes as 3 magic orbs appear around her Disappears and a ! appears above my head

Me: On second thought, I'm not that hungry...

Either we have a wonderful, traditional Korean dinner...

or I'm dinner.

Kinda hoping for the first one.

Appetizer of rum For dinner, we have oranges, served with Grog. Finished with a light dessert of: more rum.

Cooks up a pentakill, just for me.

Everything

It's gonna taste purple, I can tell you that

Moon cakes Fish A bowl of noodles boiled in your midlaner's tears

Delightful agony, followed by sucking my soul out through my eye sockets. Jinx can't cook, so instead she opts to blow up the bakery down the street and we enjoy whatever's left.

A pile of ash

I... I can't really cook.

Me: Makes sense. You don't even have a sto-

No! Not that! I mean, that too, but this place has no oven or stove! It's a closet!

Me: Ah. Right. That's a problem. So, what's your favorite?

Marrow.

Me: OH GOOD LO-

Usually on French bread, with a supremed orange and some parsley. Hard to make with stick arms, though.

Me: Oh. Well, I can probably get the ingredients tonight, then bring it all tomorrow once I'm done cooking.

That defeats the spirit of the thread, though.

Me: The what?

* QEW *

Me: [RIP in pepperoni]

You like my cooking? Come for a closer look!

: "Enjoy this special meal" Me: Smells so good nom nom nom : "It was the mail man" Me: I am eating people?!

Serves up a mean sunny side up egg, sun dried tomatoes garnished with Sunflower seeds, and some Sunny D to drink.

I dunno what would cook, probably the severed head of his master. :3