Lamb and Mr. Wolf (LoL Lyric Parody of Me and Mr. Wolf)

Shadowkirby14·12/5/2015, 2:06:04 AM·2 votes·622 views

I wrote some fan lyrics about Kindred based on The Real Tuesday Weld's "Me and Mr. Wolf." I thought it be more fitting to use Kindred than using Soraka and Warwick.

Here's the original video/song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrwT3bhRz8M

Let me know what do you think and what needs to be fixed.


Wolf: Hey little Lamb, you look so nice In the snowy white coat with those pretty darkened eyes

Lamb: Hello Mr Wolf, oh what a surprise To find you lurking deep in the night

Wolf: My dear little Lamb, what's the rush? Let's find a victim, just the two of us?

Lamb: Oh Mr Wolf, you want us to slay but I fear Death doesn't work that way

So go ahead and rest But embracing life means accepting death If I, Last Respite One of us won't get out alive Teeth or bow, one of you has got to go You need to die.

Wolf: My dear little Lamb, just a bite And I'll make sure you'll get one next time

Lamb: Oh Mr Wolf, your hunger is real But they say there's more to death than a meal

Wolf: Immortal and undeath, what would they know? I'm all appetite, you need me to grow

Lamb: Oh my love, I know you do But your desire may seal our doom

So use your Glass and rest But you can't escape our Mounting Dread If I, Last Respite One of us won't get out alive Teeth or bow, one of you has got to go You need to die.

If I shoot you we will know If Wolf kills or eats you whole Tears you open for your soul

(Featuring Mafia Graves (Acoustic Guitar), Mafia Fortune (Double Bass), Mafia Twitch (Drums), Mafia Jinx (Trumpet), and Bard (clarinet) playing.)

So you can Flash away But escaping death won't save you today If I, Last Respite One of us won't get out alive Teeth or bow, one of you has got to go You need to die.

So you can run, but you can't hide...

You live... you die.

Die...

3 Comments

yogozin12/5/2015, 4:12:55 AM1 votes

Well, they're not gonna kill eachother.