MRW riven free week tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
"First time Riven"
Riven free week?
Oh glory day! 
Time to main 
Its actually funny, first time Riven players literally can't do anything to a half decent Darius.
Darius outdamages her early game, and when she tries to back off with her E, just pull her in again and apply another 1-2 bleed stacks. By now she should have like 5 on her. And if she tries to all in you at 6. Dunk her.
It's punishement from Riot for our hubris while she and zed were disabled. QUICK, EVERYONE SACRIFICE A TEEMO AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS!