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Karn Bishop1 votes

it does no damage to the target, it will always save you, and it feels bad to use as poppy, often i wonder why didn't i just play bard? he can do same thing but also heal move people in mass and stun multiple people all while healing and doing actual damage to people.

Alëk16 votes

Ummmm it deals damage bro....

Baron of Bread1 votes

Not much

spavined7 votes

if 200/300/400 + 90% bonus ad ratio is not much than its not much, but in my opinion that is some decent damage.

LOL Spammer1 votes

It deals decent damage but if you screw up the calculations and use it while they have just enough health it is basically their ticket home.

Baron of Bread1 votes

If you build a lot of AD it is good damage, but if not it is mediocre.

Karn Bishop1 votes

the first target hit is immune to damage, and the "aoe range" is super small and requires hitting another champion first otherwise it does not go off. i know it has a ratio, but that ratio is also bonus damage not total ad which makes it not so impressive.

Karn Bishop1 votes

You need reading glasses then, since you can't read ill repost it here for you.

"First Cast: Poppy channels for up to 4 seconds, slowing herself by 15%.

Second Cast: Poppy smashes the ground, emanating a shockwave that deals 200/300/400 (+.9 bonus AD) physical damage to **enemies around the first champion hit** and knocking them a large distance toward their Summoning Platform. The shockwave length and knockback distance increases with channel duration. 

Around first champion hit, meaning the champion hit takes ZERO DAMAGE, hence no damage to the target, learn to read before mocking someone else.

additionally that shockwave it speaks of is super small and only goes off if you hit a champion with R, this means the ult will almost never do damage to any targets let alone targets that matter.

Alëk1 votes

Wtf? I mocked you? Lmao all I did was make a statement that imo doesnt seem mocking at all. U stated that it deals zero damage. Which is just wrong. It deals damage, maybe not to the champs hit but it definitely deals damage. This is an aoe ability. Not a targeted ability. So there is no "target". What u stated was incorrect, intentional or not. Dont take such a simple statement as mocking dude.

Karn Bishop1 votes

ive seen plenty of people use the bro thing as a mocking tool to avoid system punishments.

Yes it does have a target, if you'd bothered reading the ability quote i posted, the initial target is the first champion hit, i never implied it was an auto click target, you did that.

Alëk1 votes

I honeetly dont wanna argue so ill just say ok. Ok. Also does me saying bro really make a difference? Ill stop saying it if it offends people...

Death N 4 Acts1 votes

this dudes a dumb ass lol i wouldnt worry bout wat he thinks. I dont think he has any idea WTF hes talking about. I have clearly seen her R do damage to single targets in top lane. clearly he doesnt realized how to read either :P

sreggad1 votes

It doesn't always save you. but just because it save YOU doesn't mean it's not killing your team. Ulting the support away so me and the ADC can do unspeakable things to the enemy ADC is very nice.

The Virgin Perry1 votes

There are plenty of ways to use her ult that wont save the enemy.

For example, You use it on tanks in a teamfight so the enemy team wont have a frontline, or you can use it to peel for the squishies on your team. And you if want to use it to chase, dont charge the ult, just use it instantly for a massive knockup that just knocks them straight up instead of back to their base.

Karn Bishop1 votes

I never said the ult couldn't be useful, it is however inferior to other ults that do similar things or have a similar end goal such as malphite ult, mumu ult, or bard ult.

If the ult did damage to the first target hit i would not mind it so much, but instead it makes the first target immune to R's damage and then lets out a short aoe around that target to hit other people, the aoe is also super small.

DeathToEcchi1 votes

have you ever even played Bard?

Niyumi3 votes

Does no da-- what? I use her R as a friggin' execute spell. It deals damage to anything it hits, INCLUDING the main "target" it centers around. Plus, if you build AD (which you should), then it does like 400+ damage. Just E someone into a wall, W + AA, Q, AA a couple times, and tap R. Bam. You just did like... all of someone's HP.

The spell does damage as soon as it touches you, and you only become immune to damage WHILE FLYING THROUGH THE AIR... why would it even have damage on it if it didn't hurt them?

Death N 4 Acts1 votes

Thank you for your common sense. WE the community love you :P

Devack The Holy1 votes

Yes, and the displacement options are totally useless /s

Honestly, uncharged is the longest knockup since Braum's ult, and fully charged can mean a denied baron/drag steal or even a chance for YOU to go in and steal it. In addition, it makes for one hell of a carry save.

yogozin8 votes

When enemy poppy ults you into their ADC that's really low on life and thought s/he escaped.

https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FDyTreqKSAqjLy%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1

Lumen Sage7 votes

Why is the enemy ADC running towards your base?

AzureInTheDark6 votes

Vayne gotta get that 1v5 pentakill under the nexus turret.

Niyumi5 votes

This... horrifies me. xD

Devack The Holy3 votes

I love the feeling of ulting the jungler halfway across the map when they try a Baron/Dragon steal.

https://media4.giphy.com/media/VJys6sgIRtcNa/200_s.gif

Even better when I dive in, ult, and steal Dragon/Baron

Clockwork Madoka3 votes

Didn't even need to click, but I chose to anyway.

Niyumi2 votes

You know, I miss 90s and early 00s cartoons. : / The new cartoons are just absolutely brainless, and lack any kind of story or reason behind them. Plus, everyone is so uptight and PC these days that you can't make all the old jokes people used to make.

They all seem to be made by and for stoners, too. >.>

+1 for Ed, Edd and Eddy though. ^^

RottedApples1 votes

we are in the business of UP

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