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The 50 rules of League

Laughing Fish·11/30/2016, 9:25:07 PM·141 votes·12,775 views
  1. Do not chase Singed
  2. Teemo is evil. No exceptions. 2.1 Unless you main Teemo, than Teemo is a saint. 2.2 Teemo mains lie.
  3. Report the jungler. No exceptions. 3.1 Unless you are the jungler, than report mid.
  4. Trinity Force deals tons of damage.
  5. Unless you have definite proof otherwise, Garen is in that bush.
  6. If your team surrenders, they are cowards.
  7. If your team refuses to surrender, they are trolls.
  8. If you land a Q on Lee Sin, you must take it. No exceptions.
  9. Riven is an annoying champion, but she is sexy so we like her anyway.
  10. Yasuo is also annoying, but he is not sexy so we hate him.
  11. Better Nerf Irelia.
  12. No matter how close the battle, it was easy. 12.1 ggez
  13. Bard is love. Bard is life.
  14. If rito nerfs your main, they don't understand balance.
  15. If rito doesn't nerfs anyone who is not your main, they don't understand balance.
  16. Report noob support.
  17. Trinkets are free.
  18. Warding is the support's job.
  19. Veigar is a little evil.
  20. Praise the sun 20.1 Praise the moon 20.2 Those who praise the moon are heratics 20.3 heresy is underrated 21 Demacia.
  21. DEMACIA!
  22. Noxus?
  23. DEMACIA!
  24. Han shot first.
  25. Anime was a mistake
  26. Yordles are not sexy. No Exceptions.
  27. Katarina is always sexy. No exceptions.
  28. The Urgod is the most beautiful of all.
  29. Nothing is original.
  30. Nothing is original.
  31. Everything said in Falconshield's "This is War" series is canon.
  32. Viktor is innocent.
  33. Nobody likes Zed.
  34. Every time you get a kill with Rek'Sai, you MUST say "Rek't" in all chat. 35.1 If you die to Ezreal, you must say "The Struggle Ezreal"
  35. If you eat broccoli, you become Faker.
  36. T
  37. S
  38. M
  39. NA can't win worlds. No exceptions.
  40. Teemo is why we can't have nice things.
  41. Miss Fortune is not a support.
  42. If you rush deathcap, you are not a support. No exceptions. 43.1 Unless you are Lux. Or Brand.
  43. The Unbenched Kench is the Deadliest.
  44. Malphite hard counters Camille, as rock > scissors.
  45. The only ship that is acceptable is Ahri X Sona. For scientific reasons.
  46. Everyone can be shipped with Ahri.
  47. If you have no AP scaling, don't build AP. No exceptions. 48.1 Unless you are Wizard Garen.
  48. If you got banned, it was probably unfair. Better make a post about it.
  49. Do not chase Singed.

132 Comments

boo91011/30/2016, 9:28:25 PM65 votes

50:disregard all rules stated earlier and always build lux sup

like this

item 3340 item 3089 item 3089 item 3089 item 3089 item 3089 item 3089

RiotRiot Fauxfox12/1/2016, 7:30:29 AM40 votes

4 Is wrong.

It should be Team Liquid

Kitty Darkstar11/30/2016, 9:29:01 PM29 votes

Yasuo is sexy though

zero35611/30/2016, 10:13:40 PM18 votes

RIP DFGaren

Dauthau11/30/2016, 10:32:35 PM17 votes

Note: 26: Poppy is smoking hot, get your rules right.

Also 2.1 and 3.1: then not "than" for goodness sake.

TheHappyReaperz11/30/2016, 11:39:21 PM13 votes

50: Memes and Games never lie 50.1: Except when they do

FCJAAAAGOOOO12/1/2016, 7:45:19 AM13 votes

rule 34 isn't what I expected

invisiblecat111/30/2016, 10:30:42 PM10 votes
  1. Spooky Gankgplank is the only skin you are allowed to use on him
The Ender Cobra12/1/2016, 3:41:46 AM7 votes

I'm not sure you wrote 34 correctly

34: Taric's gems are TRULY outrageous

Pontifex Ph0enix11/30/2016, 10:46:59 PM7 votes

Rule 23. DEMACIA! DEMAGLIO!

SlashStriker12/1/2016, 11:28:26 AM7 votes

3 If your team surrenders, they are cowards. 3.1 If Sion Ults toward his base away from a fight, enemies are still Cowards! No Exceptions!

Jeddy01712/1/2016, 6:16:36 AM6 votes

Yordles are not sexy. No Exceptions.

......Um............ *thinks about specific Poppy & Tristana art* .......Whoops.

ForgivenSoul11/30/2016, 9:31:17 PM6 votes

the lack of Shurima disturbs me

Trias00012/1/2016, 5:53:58 AM5 votes

50: Better rework Ryze.

Vei12/1/2016, 5:39:11 PM5 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=sTlibRzH,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-11-30T21:25:07.721+0000)

  1. Veigar is a little evil.

dafuq u say

http://i1116.photobucket.com/albums/k564/Xx_Kirara_xX/tumblr_naa7odVYxZ1s3c8vdo1_400.gif~original

Bigralph12/1/2016, 6:41:54 AM5 votes
  1. never gank illaoi
EvilUnicornLord11/30/2016, 9:37:23 PM4 votes

I highly disagree with rule #26

#SEXY YORDLES FOR LIFE!

Neamean12/1/2016, 5:24:56 AM4 votes

Rule 50. I drop an Acceleration Gate and blast ‘em with a Hyper Charge. Face the future!

HayRoss12/1/2016, 3:22:55 AM3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Laughing Fish,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=sTlibRzH,comment-id=,timestamp=2016-11-30T21:25:07.721+0000) 20. Praise the sun 20.1 Praise the moon 20.2 Those who praise the moon are heratics 20.3 heresy is underrated 20.4 Praise the Gems

Fixed

Stephenizgod12/1/2016, 4:43:44 AM3 votes

3.2 It is always the Junglers fault if you lose lane
3.3 Unless you are the Jungler in which case its not your fault if the enemy Jungler is out jungling you.

Rozzeta12/1/2016, 11:59:51 AM3 votes

We like Riven? Did I miss the memo?

NineTailedMystic12/1/2016, 3:37:37 PM3 votes

The only ship that is acceptable is Ahri X Sona. For scientific reasons.

Your rules lost validity.

ImNotGio12/1/2016, 3:11:38 AM2 votes

Don't forget: Don't 1v1 Tryndamere at level 1, cuz of RNJesus crits.