The 50 rules of League
- Do not chase Singed
- Teemo is evil. No exceptions. 2.1 Unless you main Teemo, than Teemo is a saint. 2.2 Teemo mains lie.
- Report the jungler. No exceptions. 3.1 Unless you are the jungler, than report mid.
- Trinity Force deals tons of damage.
- Unless you have definite proof otherwise, Garen is in that bush.
- If your team surrenders, they are cowards.
- If your team refuses to surrender, they are trolls.
- If you land a Q on Lee Sin, you must take it. No exceptions.
- Riven is an annoying champion, but she is sexy so we like her anyway.
- Yasuo is also annoying, but he is not sexy so we hate him.
- Better Nerf Irelia.
- No matter how close the battle, it was easy. 12.1 ggez
- Bard is love. Bard is life.
- If rito nerfs your main, they don't understand balance.
- If rito doesn't nerfs anyone who is not your main, they don't understand balance.
- Report noob support.
- Trinkets are free.
- Warding is the support's job.
- Veigar is a little evil.
- Praise the sun 20.1 Praise the moon 20.2 Those who praise the moon are heratics 20.3 heresy is underrated 21 Demacia.
- DEMACIA!
- Noxus?
- DEMACIA!
- Han shot first.
- Anime was a mistake
- Yordles are not sexy. No Exceptions.
- Katarina is always sexy. No exceptions.
- The Urgod is the most beautiful of all.
- Nothing is original.
- Nothing is original.
- Everything said in Falconshield's "This is War" series is canon.
- Viktor is innocent.
- Nobody likes Zed.
- Every time you get a kill with Rek'Sai, you MUST say "Rek't" in all chat. 35.1 If you die to Ezreal, you must say "The Struggle Ezreal"
- If you eat broccoli, you become Faker.
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- NA can't win worlds. No exceptions.
- Teemo is why we can't have nice things.
- Miss Fortune is not a support.
- If you rush deathcap, you are not a support. No exceptions. 43.1 Unless you are Lux. Or Brand.
- The Unbenched Kench is the Deadliest.
- Malphite hard counters Camille, as rock > scissors.
- The only ship that is acceptable is Ahri X Sona. For scientific reasons.
- Everyone can be shipped with Ahri.
- If you have no AP scaling, don't build AP. No exceptions. 48.1 Unless you are Wizard Garen.
- If you got banned, it was probably unfair. Better make a post about it.
- Do not chase Singed.
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