What do you call a fed Zed?

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Nahui20 votes

What do you call a mage with Zhonyas?

Alive.

Elite4Runner89 votes

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What do you call a mage with Zhonyas?

Alive.

For a few more seconds.

Nahui9 votes

Team fights and towers say otherwise.

Elite4Runner22 votes

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Team fights and towers say otherwise.

I would say 90% of the time when I see someone use Zhonia's they end up dying immediately afterward. That is of course a result of using it at the wrong time, but I don't believe people really know when it is most effective to use it or when it is better to just die and save it for later. Then when it comes to late game, it is almost never best to take the death as your death timer will be long enough that it will be up, if not close to back up by the time you need it again. Then people use it as a panic button.

I am also considering that if you are wise enough to use Zhonia's at the appropriate time, you are probably playing against a Zed who knows that you have Zhonia's active available, so will probably not waste their ult on you until they know you have used it.

Nahui6 votes

Sometimes yes, sometimes no. However in a team fight, which is basically 20 mins and more in, a zhonyas is a get out of jail free card against a Zed ult. Not a definite save, but definitely very powerful.

Bladerunner777715 votes

Don't expect any upvotes; the boards has a permanent hatred boner for Zed, Lee sin, Vayne, and Riven

But I agree. If you zhonyas as soon as Zed ults then he has little burst, forcing him to stay nearby if he wants to even scratch you. After negating most of his burst it's a lot easier to fight back.

And about that "U used Zhonyas now ur surrounded by the enemy team"

Uh, if you are surrounded by the enemy team after zhonya-ing a zed ult you were completely out of position because that would mean your team isn't nearby at all. And if the enemy team just killed 4 of your team members, you're the last one left, and suddenly Zed ults you, you have bigger problems because your just lost 4 people and zed didn't use his ult which means other enemies are a bigger problem.

But hey, who gives a shit about considering counter arguments, let's just downvote this too

IcyPepper16 votes

But hey, who gives a shit about considering counter arguments, let's just downvote this too

To be fair, the guy did get a response that was more than a single sentence, so there's no need to pretend we're all brain-dead and don't care. In fact, if we take out your opening and ending sentence about downvote whining, the person's response is just about the same length as your post!

So really, both sides gave an equal amount of shits. Take your downvotes and act like a man/woman/appropriate label about it instead of whining when you got your damn counterargument.

twirlingfox1 votes

Lol, I really don't get why the original post has so many downvotes... I laughed.

Nahui5 votes

It's because most people don't extensively play zed. They just get face rolled by one and decide it's easier to join the cry train instead of learning how to win. Welcome to League where most people are Bronze.

A Ocean8 votes

Vel'Koz main and proud Zed insta-banner here. I actually tried to learn Zed for some time during Season 5. Ultimately I gave up because I couldn't get along with the fast-paced kit that required too many reactions in a too short time window; Zed was just not my type of champion, just like I can't play ADC for my life. Yes, he is hard. But that should never be an argument to make a champ overly broken. Now that I've gotten to know the Zed's point of view a bit, the damage on his WQ combo is still WAY too much for being able to hit it consistently. Also I've played some games with him in S6, of course he's still just as hard to outplay people with, but winning lane has become way easier and is no longer a matter of flashy plays.

most people don't extensively play zed. They just get face rolled by one and decide it's easier to join the cry train instead of learning how to win.

So what you're saying is that we need to extensively grind Zed to have a chance to win? Yup sounds like a solution. I mean it's totally our fault that we play non-Zed midlaners. We should all stay in Bronze for that.

Zedex3 votes

Zed's not too hard to play. His laning is by far the easiest thing in a match as Zed.However, playing against him in lane is a completely different story..

The only time Zed is actually difficult to play is when he gets countered in lane, (even then, just afk farm and roam) and/or when mid/late game fights pop around and everyone can cleanse the death mark.

Mike170322 votes

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Don't expect any upvotes; the boards has a permanent hatred boner for Zed, Lee sin, Vayne, and Riven

But I agree. If you zhonyas as soon as Zed ults then he has little burst, forcing him to stay nearby if he wants to even scratch you. After negating most of his burst it's a lot easier to fight back.

And about that "U used Zhonyas now ur surrounded by the enemy team"

Uh, if you are surrounded by the enemy team after zhonya-ing a zed ult you were completely out of position because that would mean your team isn't nearby at all. And if the enemy team just killed 4 of your team members, you're the last one left, and suddenly Zed ults you, you have bigger problems because your just lost 4 people and zed didn't use his ult which means other enemies are a bigger problem.

But hey, who gives a shit about considering counter arguments, let's just downvote this too

Of course since ADCs don't built Zhonyas I guess it's cool that Zed runs around globaling them in a 1v3 under their own tower and walking out alive, even at the LCS level. And that was with a QSS, once that is gone rofl.

That is stupid broken.

Kat Goddess5 votes

And now its active is going from a 90 second cd to a 120 second cd. Yay!

Nahui1 votes

Yup, and Zed's early game will get nerfed for it.

GayFluffyUnicorn1 votes

Great, even more nerfs. Until he drops to 40% winrate. Maybe then the boards will stop crying about Zed.

Taryn3 votes

I won't stop until it's below a 5% playrate personally.

A Ocean6 votes

Won't happen as long as Zed/Yasuo/Riven/Vayne stay status symbols for 14-year-old kids who think flashy plays are the entire point of this game.

Zedex2 votes

I can't get over your level of salt at fun, mobile champions who also happen to perform well being popular. You're obviously a very angry person with your cookie cutter 4chan insult.

ayNigerianPrince2 votes

omae wa mou shindeiru

A Ocean1 votes

Not salty at people "having fun", but the nature of these champs' kits just attracts imbeciles.

Zedex2 votes

The kit doesn't attract anything. Your personal bias of people who play that champion is attracting things, like negativity in game and in your mind. Fuck off.

Only Trackpad1 votes

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Nahui5 votes

What "even more nerfs"? Has he already been nerfed on the pbe or something?

Nilok6 votes

Are talking about an actual nerf, or a slap on the wrist that they then give him a buff for.

BrianHung0001 votes

Thats why duskblade was created

P0IS0N IVY57 votes

What's a tower? The thing that shoots pretty lights to entertain us while we die?

Lord Galvatron17 votes

No silly, they are used as guiding lights for the Dragon so he can find his pit.

Melledoneus26 votes

Well, it does a very crappy job if it takes Dragon 5 minutes to find the damn pit.

Just like my GPS.

Lord Galvatron21 votes

Thats why they are replacing the Dragon, his eyesight is not what it used to be.

Hoodwink9 votes

;_;

Zedex1 votes

A few more seconds that negates the pop that usually grants dem OP kills

Bemapon20 votes

What do you call a fed Yi?

Sated.

Sally KIA Eddy5 votes

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What do you call a fed Yi?

Sated.

bloodrazer

Jet Sett8 votes

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bloodrazer

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Jet Sett2 votes

Ikr, I want to do things with my team sometimes.

PePsiLemoNN16 votes

Zed on the enemy team*

Lauchmelder15 votes

Law of Shaco in action

Squidsmastah15 votes

What do you call a fed Graves?

Graves.

JVP1510 votes

What do you call Zed after he was banned?

The forbidden shadow.

orangepuffity4 votes

That pun was Phreaky good.

Maximum Morde8 votes

Meanwhile in Ionia, Shen is mounting a trophy on his wall.

Akali: Who's ninja star is this? Shen: It's a shuriken baby. Akali: Who's shuriken is this? Shen: It's Zeds. Akali: Who's Zed? Shen: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

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Meanwhile in Ionia, Shen is mounting a trophy on his wall.

Akali: Who's ninja star is this? Shen: It's a shuriken baby. Akali: Who's shuriken is this? Shen: It's Zeds. Akali: Who's Zed? Shen: Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

LOL.....was a great movie.

Need Gold 4 Tent1 votes

reference from?

Spideraxe1 votes

Pulp Fiction

FioraWillCarry1 votes

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reference from?

Pulp Fiction.

morris17 votes

What do you call a fed support? Reported.

Hella Kaiser4 votes

a FedMercy?

iDarkWind1 votes

Keep hate Zed. Like he doesn't have 49% win rate already. Braindead everywhere.

A Ocean6 votes

49% winrate including first-timers. Go look at the winrate for experienced Zed players. There's a reason champs like LeBlanc or Azir are balanced around having a ~45% overall winrate.

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