A new build for all players and champions

Hello boys and janna/soraka mains, today im coming at you with a fresh and innovative build to try out in your next ranked game for all champions. Now before we get into this i know what your thinking, " i dont play or so why would i need to know how to build?" (vi is a carpenter, obviously true bc one of her taunts is "sometimes you gotta make a door" hence you would need to know how to build) well if you were thinking this, too bad im gonna teach you anyway

Now i know what you must be thinking " this pleb is silver 3, how could he possibly know how to build for every champion" well ive created a build does something that is sure to win you every game, with this build you will not only be drawing map pressure , you will also be farming to create a cs lead and being to tanky and to fast to kill, assuring that you dont feed

first: your gonna wanna strap on a fresh pair of airforce sketcher heelys because not only will you be so swaggy you will be able to get to were you need to be as soon as you leave fountain

secound: get a so you begin your proxy, you wont have to worry about being caught if you have your (also makes you immune to flame)

third: buy a for the armor and speed you need to kite those minions

fourth: Purchase a to increase the damage from your

fifth: Aquire a to increase your speed and wave clear

Sixth: Obtain a for the off times where you need a way to escape with even more speed.

Seven: somehow your incompetent team does not end with the amount of map pressure you have drawn, sadly you will have to sell your heelys for a so you can influence two lanes at once

to use this build efficiently simply walk behind the enemy's second outer turret and run around the minions . remember with this build it should be impossible to die. if you do somehow die you deserve 40 lashing's and a perma ban

Thanks for taking the time out of your day to read this guide