What do you call a toxic riven player?

I was born too early to explore the universe.

Born too late to explore the earth

But i was born just in time to spam Dank Memes

and this is not a dank meme

No you call them "disconnected"

A diamind smurf

FTFY

as a former Riven player i agree, but its because she is either stomp or usless she has to get ahead or just cant do anything, its the champion design to make one cocky

What do you call a basketball player who believes Riven and Lee Sin are op?

LeBronze James

Your all wrong, you call them a "Fiora Player" now

a Riven main

When a certain Riven player loses lane to someone:

: Man, I bet you're just as happy for someone playing a broken-ass unbalanced champion. : wtf ur talking about...?

Savage

id rather have a toxic riven then a nice one.

Because the latter means they don't actually play her/main her that often and she is gonna feed. Haven't seen a single nice riven do anything ever

I was going to say a Fiora main, but that works too.

[I guess Fiora is the modern Riven now, but Rivens will still be Rivens]

Damn, i was really rooting for a pun. THE ANSWER COULD HAVE BEEN TOX-EN? TOXIN? GET IT? I'll see myself out...

As odd as this sounds, I do actually know at least two people who play her who aren't toxic...

Strictly speaking, toxic Riven player is a subcategory of Riven player, yes.

I saw this post yesterday and laughed. Then I played a ranked game last night and had a on my team who was the most toxic motha fucka I have had on my team in awhile. I just thought back on this post and laughed.

Once I muted them I felt much better. Sadly our team still got killed :((.

tiven? roxen?toven?bill?

I totally expected the punchline to just be: "Common."

Silver?

Shots Fired

I believe there are three categories of Riven players

The toxic ones that, whether good or bad, will bm the crap out of everyone

The "cutesy" ones that act all nice and cheery as they relentlessly destroy your anus. A common sign of this type of Riven player is ":)", ":3" or "sowwy"

Then there are the normal Riven players, but the only person I've seen in this category is one of my buddies.

HEYO

Im a Riven main sometimes I just want to leave

the nonexistant riven players because of the meta you mean - ex riven main forced to fucking kill myself.