When you say you like playing as Zed

Laughing Fish·Apr 20, 2015·60 votes·4,186 views

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40 Comments

HawkefireApr 20, 20157 votes

Hey man, I like playing Zed, but I sure as hell don't like fighting against him, so lately I haven't been playing Zed.

Laughing FishApr 20, 20153 votes

I go Cho'Gath. He eats Zed for breakfast.

toe thiefApr 20, 20151 votes

Zed + item 3153 item 3031 item 3111 item 2140 item 3091 item 3071 item 3035 . Try it. Wow, everyone hates this comment. GOOD.

ChaosThiefApr 21, 20151 votes

DO NOT PROMOTE ZED. SEEK IMMEDIATE MEDICAL HELP FOR DOING IT.

Nidalee SO NYAAAApr 20, 20156 votes

It's even worse when you try to defend Nidalee on these forums

TitilnApr 20, 201518 votes

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It's even worse when you try to defend Nidalee on these forums

why would you want to defend nidalee.

Nidalee SO NYAAAApr 20, 20157 votes

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why would you want to defend nidalee.

Because Nid is not broken as much as people like to think

FantasySniperApr 20, 20153 votes

But her problems are virtually the same as Zed: Powerful burst damage as a finisher and wave clear coupled with extreme safety.

Toothierosprey3Apr 21, 20151 votes

Zed's wave clear and safety are better than Nidalee's. Nid has to go in close to waveclear, and can't teleport 2 screens away after going all in. I don't mind going against Nid, but Zed is really annoying.

Sona PingApr 21, 20151 votes

Nidalee's long range harass isn't a penetrating AoE that is literally infinite with on-cooldown-casting after a few ranks. More importantly, Nidalee can't instantly teleport over a thousand units away if the player messes up their attack.

HawkefireApr 21, 20154 votes

Broken? Maybe not. Toxic? Hell to the fucking yes.

DepóngoApr 20, 20154 votes

I like playing Zed...and against him. I know, crazy, right?

KeevalroyApr 20, 201527 votes

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I like playing Zed...and against him. I know, crazy, right?

Seek help. You aren't well.

Sypher The PoroApr 20, 20154 votes

I love playing Zed, but I hate how broken he is. It's a lot of fun, yet it's so stupid how easy his farm and escapes are.

TransgressorApr 20, 20153 votes

Dunno man, I sure as hell don't like laning against him, I never did, no matter the meta or season. He either gets stomped or carries 1vs9. Not to mention the fact that 95% of Zed players/lovers/mains have the same arguments against all the complains. And that fact that he dictates my pick AND buildpath on top. Instead of both me and the enemy Zed building and playing according to the choices we make during the game, I have to rush item 3157 and/or item 3165 no matter what, or change my lane from a kill lane( summoner 14 )to a passive/farm lane( summoner 3 ) just because he is Zed for crying out loud. Champion picks themselves shouldn't directly dictate the game right? The choices we make during the course of said game should influence our playstyle and itemization, no? And the reward for being good at Zed is faaaaaaaaar superior to mastering many other champions thanks to his overwhelming kit and itemization. Buy early armor? Pffft he's just gonna buy a item 3134 which he can then switch into a item 3071 or a item 3142 depending on how the game goes on. 99% of the games Zeds buy a . For sustain he can go whatever he pleases since he only has to worry about his HP cause he lacks any recourse to hold him back(energy ftw?) and since said sustain can mostly be turned into offensive power he gets to kick even more ass than usual.

Ofcourse that's my personal opinion, but I do strongly think there must be something done about him as soon as possible, before the meta swifts again and rises on top AGAIN.

Tentacle LoveApr 20, 20151 votes

Honestly you should approach every champion you play against with as much effort and strategy as you do zed.

But he is obnoxious.

TransgressorApr 20, 20151 votes

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Honestly you should approach every champion you play against with as much effort and strategy as you do zed.

But he is obnoxious.

If I get out-cs'd I play more deff, I buy more sustain. If I get fed I push my advantage into snowballing, roam, gank push and whatnot. If I am feeding myself I try to play more carefully, farm up and be relevant come mid-late game. But vs Zed I go full deff, try to cs under turret and the items I buy are barely capable to keep me alive vs him. By the time I am needed to be part of teamfights I don't have what I need to be of any use because I switched to deff in my attempt to not make Zed get out of control. That is if he's good. If he's bad he'll feed me and be ignored for the rest of the game, which he actually does since he's completely irrelevant for his team. There also are clear windows of oportunity most champions have for you to take advantage off no matter what you're playing/building. Zed doesn't have said window. A good Zed makes me a window for himself, a bad Zed becomes a window for his entire team to get butchered. Shouldn't work like that in my honest opinion.

FHMarshyApr 20, 20152 votes

those kills.....that bastard walter

Laughing FishApr 20, 201511 votes

Report Walter for being Toxic

FHMarshyApr 20, 20151 votes

Lol, but seriously, those prisoner kills are brutal.

Laughing FishApr 20, 20151 votes

Season 5 as a whole was brutal. And Bryan Cranston really delivered, as somehow you still felt sympathy for the man despite everything he had done. When he paid that guy $10,000 just to stay with him for 1 more hour was one of the saddest moments of any television show.

FHMarshyApr 20, 20151 votes

I wish i get $10,000.... but ya, it was so sad to see how rich and how pathetic he became from what started off just as a dying wish to leave something for his own family.

Laughing FishApr 20, 20151 votes

He had fallen so far, and destroyed everything he wanted to protect. Instead of dying surrounded by loved ones in his own home, he died alone in a meth lab.

FHMarshyApr 20, 20151 votes

and that song that was playing while he died......some relief i guess

Chaotic ReksApr 20, 20151 votes

this went from funny gifs to something deep

Laughing FishApr 20, 20152 votes

And that is why Breaking Bad is so great. Funny Gifs + Deep = win

ZirzonApr 20, 20152 votes

I just wish he had the time to finish that one last batch... I don't know if there is a machine he would have had access to for this, but just before he collapsed, he could've begun a test of the purity. In the final moments, as he lay there dying, the machine's reading would flicker between 99.9 and 100 percent. Finally reaching chemical perfection.

Baron of BreadApr 20, 20151 votes

I'll be honest, by that point I just hated the guy. I felt like he deserved whatever misery he got.

Laughing FishApr 20, 20151 votes

Oh he certainly deserved it. no doubt about that.

TwoDApr 20, 20152 votes

Zed is only really a big deal to unranked players

Unranked player = shitty player

MeesterMooApr 21, 20151 votes

You = stereotypical

TwoDApr 22, 20151 votes

yeah i know the truth hurts

badoogaApr 20, 20152 votes

Honestly, I think Zed has a decent amount of counterplay. You can dodge his shurikens, you can stay far from him in order to not get close to his W and E, and his ult can end him up in only 2 spots: his ult shadow or on top of whoever he is ulting. Yes he can assassinate mages really easily but when I go Karthus and take summoner 3 I don't have any problems against a Zed