You know the game. Grant a wish to the person above you but give it a sick twist: E.G> " I wish i was off work right now playing LoL" "wish granted but when you get home you find that servers are down indefinitely because of DDOS attacks, and won't be up til you return to work"
i'll start: I wish there was an Arcade Eve skin.
Granted, But teemo now places landmines that deal double damage.
I wish for more 
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Wish granted but custom skins cause hi latency issues so you only get to see them at 2 fps.
I wish eating McDonalds food mad me skinny
Wish granted but he becomes a superior player, for whom Riot makes the Master Hamster Challenger class and your hamster goes on to win tournament amassing great wealth which you entitled to absolutely none of.
I wish 3:30 would hurry up and get her...its almost weekend time baby!
Wish granted but your jungler keeps getting his blue buff in the middle lane and then dies and gives it to the enemy mid laner.
I wish I was a pony IRL.
i'll start: I wish there was an Arcade Eve skin.
Wish granted but you have to wait until her VU.
I wish that there would be 14 champions on free week.
wish granted but your toes have to be transplanted to your face (so you can faceroll people of course)!
I wish i had creative control over the next champion riot releases.
I wish janna had better AP scalings and old base stats.
new post in the thread.
Wish granted, your friend no longer feels bad about losing every game, but he still loses every game he plays with you.
I wish Riot would only release character's taken from fan concepts from now on.
Wish granted. Now rng is in all other stats aswell.
I wish i was the best lol player in the world and could win the world championship with only my toes
