An old but gold meme story my brother made on the old forums

After a long day of working, sweating, and breathlessness, I sit down to play a nice, relaxing game of League of Legends. When the game loads up, I hit the play button faster than your mom hits the doughnuts. So when it's time to select a champ I instantly select Yi and lock in. Being the observant player that I am I notice we have no tank, so I simply type, "tank." The game starts.

I look at the pathetic spectacle that is the enemy team. They consist of: Malzahar, Ashe, Taric, Amumu, and Mordekaiser. "Lol," I think to myself, "1 carry? We have 5! GG noobs." The game loads, and I'm ready to kick some serious ass. I buy boots to symbolize the a**-kicking I'm about to lay down, and I run off to my lane. My lane partner is Jax, and we are both packing exhaust/ignite, because anyone knows that is the best summoner spell combo.

We get ready to destroy the fools naive enough to try and take us on. Over by the enemy tower I spot Mordekaiser, he looks so delicous. Then, out of nowhere, My Jax screams, "**** YOU, GUMBII!" and dives the Mordekaiser. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" I shriek in rage. "Dude, why u no help?" is the response I get. I shrug it off, "Probably just a temporary lapse of judgement," I think to myself. Jax gets slain 6 times during the laning phase, because he was constantly attacking Mordekaiser. I've managed to get 2 kills, which has allowed me to acquire Youmuu's and Mercs.

It is now the mid-game, both teams group up and head for mid, waiting for the epic clash. Amumu initiates, the fight has begun! I dive at their Ashe with Youmuu's and Highlander active. It takes a mere 2 seconds to kill her, but my celebration is short lived. To my horror my team is attacking Mordekaiser. He laughs at their pathetic damage output. "ATTACK MALZ!" I scream in a choked voice, but alas it is no use. My team is dead, leaving me to fend for myself. In an effort worthy of song I valiantly fight. Malzahar's head rolls on the floor, Taric lays in a pool of his own blood, but I feel weakened. I turn around to hear Mordekaiser laughing in an eerie voice, and then it happened. Jax's ghost rams his lamppost up my ass, killing me instantly. "ACED!" is screamed over Summoner's Rift, and tears well up in my eyes.

"Why did they attack Mordekaiser!" I weep, "why!" I decide to check the game's core files for the answer, and then I found it. "Morde secret passive," it read. I cautiously open the file, and the answer was right in front of my face. "Fool's Folly, (Passive): causes all summoners with an IQ less than 50 to attack Mordekaiser." "**** IT!" I scream, frothing at the mouth. I go into my room and weep for 3 hours, and then I fall asleep. When I awoke, I go to the bathroom to take a shower, but to my horror, I am no longer the person I once was. My eyes glow red, and my skin is as pale as glue. My voice is hoarse and indifferent, and I have an anger that burns inside me. An overwhelming desire to kill Mordekaiser comes over me.

Now I plot and I wait, I wait for the right moment. When this moment comes I will have my revenge... I will have my final rest...

This right here was one of the biggest posts when it was made, and is certainly more popular than anything I have ever done even though I have made top post once.