And the only one I care about is the one that makes me question Malicious Metal's sex and sexual preference. http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/31300000/True-Story-barney-stinson-31305491-245-160.gif
No I am not lying. MALICIOUS, TELL ME!!!!!!
Malicious Metal5 votesHell, I don't care to make a big deal of this^^ Just ask and I shall deliver.
TheTarians1 votesOk, what sex are you and what is your sexual preference? Since you are being reasonable about this.
Malicious Metal3 votesI'm a guy, as much as I love making those FeMale and Iron Maiden comments. Sorry to disappoint^^
As for my sexual preference. I'm Bi with a preference for women.
Over Innsmouth2 votesThis is a man after my own, blood-soaked heart.
And I've seen a picture of you (I think, if my source was accurate). You're no slouch in the looks department.
Malicious Metal4 votesWell, those italian genes better be doing something for me , right?^^
Over Innsmouth3 votesYou strike quite the figure in them, my friend!
Malicious Metal3 votesWell, I do got legs for days. Like Mettaton!
Being tall is already a big Plus^^
Over Innsmouth2 votesStill need to play Undertale.
I'm around average height, I think, maybe a bit above it. But hey, it gets the job done.
Malicious Metal3 votesDo it!
Hey, as long as you're over 1.78 meters you're higher than the average european.
Over Innsmouth2 voteshttp://66.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4gjljc8gM1rn95k2o1_500.gif
3cm above baby!
Malicious Metal2 votesHey, that means you're only about 3-4 centimeters shorter than me C:
Over Innsmouth6 voteshttp://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/582/621/da3.jpg
(I hope this isnt overly sarcastic or anything, I've just been waiting forever to use this.)
Malicious Metal1 votesHey, I'd jump at any opportunity to use a Dank Souls meme.
Over Innsmouth1 votesHoly Memelight Sword.
Speaking of, take a quick look at the Ludwig the Accursed boss battle from Bloodborne: The Old Hunters. It's just really cool.
Malicious Metal1 votesDamn, talking about nightmare fuel.
DorkunedAuras1 votesThis leaves me curious now...
Malicious Metal1 votesHell, if there's demand I'll just post pictures. No big deal, really. We're all humans here (well, most of us...)
DorkunedAuras1 votesMostly humans and a fish. Then again, this is my picture
http://orig04.deviantart.net/05d3/f/2014/336/c/7/rek_sai_by_nielspeterdejong-d88fqq4.jpg
TheTarians1 votesWell, that makes sense. So I am properly creped out and also flattered at the same time.
Malicious Metal2 votesSplendid.
Wukong X Ahri4 votes
JayHog19926 votes
: Somethings are best remained buried.
Malicious Metal8 votesLike the bodies in my backyard...
Mhihnj1 votesthose millions of worms need to stay dead
Mhihnj1 votesMalicious is a completely new gender
