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I dunno, if I'm the opposing mid laner I'd say it's a great deal.
I think Trump represents the midlaner, actually.
Trump is definitely an ADC no questions asked.
He gets to have the small loan of a million blue/red buffs every match.
Trump actually went afk to go golfing then came back later to feed because he has no ranked experience.
Half his team is saying "you're doing great" while the other half is like "this kid is not (helping) on my team".
He responds by going on twitter and ranting about how mean and trash his teammates were and how they should apologize .
Enemy team (russia) gives him praise after the game for giving russia free elo; so they become great friends. This prompts trump to gift them lots of RP in post-game because that's what friends do. Little did he know, his 'friend's' were using him for their own personal benefit.
The end.