Give a Man Three Names.

Laughing Fish··4 votes·2,682 views

"The Red God has his due, sweet girl, and only death may pay for life. This girl took three that were his. This girl must give three in their places. Speak the names, and a man will do the rest." -Jaqen H'ghar

Give the name of the three champions you wish for a man to send to the afterlife. http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ad3bgOs41rot0kgo3_250.gif

42 Comments

Maple Crusader3 votes

Heimerdinger Unfun, turns laning into boring stalemates where he gets all the farm. Gnar Either get poked to death or cc'd to death Poppy Her absurd ult is the reason why she has to die.

Laughing Fish4 votes

Why would you want to hurt this innocent face?

SmknWdl1 votes

Ok that looks like a titan from SNK. WTF. RIOT. STOP IT RIOT.

Maple Crusader1 votes

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Why would you want to hurt this innocent face?

Kill with fire.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

don't worry, that rework should kill her for you :p

Keevalroy2 votes

Yasuo , Kalista, Shaco. Valar morghulis.

SmknWdl1 votes

yasuo and shaco? Dumbest thing I've ever heard haha

Keevalroy1 votes

Why's that? They both have incredibly toxic playstyles that are only fun for the player and no one else, why shouldn't I want them dead?

SmknWdl1 votes

yasuo is actually in a very healthy place as a champion right now. Shaco is just flat out weak. :p

Keevalroy1 votes

I'm not talking about the champion strength, I'm talking about their kits and how they're played. They're obnoxious and revolting to watch and to play against.

SmknWdl1 votes

what are you an adc main or something?

Keevalroy1 votes

A little bit of everything depending on the mood of the day, I'd say ADC is my most comfortable position though.

exiledFromBadmen2 votes

Teemo Teemo Teemo

The answer is always Satan.

Laughing Fish1 votes

Zed Riven Fizz

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

Teemo Brand Twitch

I HATE lingering damage

Laughing Fish1 votes

Cassiopeia Darius Swain Mordekaiser Talon Urgot Vladimir

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

I was told only 3 :p

Laughing Fish1 votes

Yeah those are the three worst at lingering damage. I personally have no problem with lingering damage. It is the champions that can jump in, 100-0 you, then escape with their lives they I have trouble with.

Blue Moon Wolf1 votes

I like to tank so lingering damage is murder on me. then you add in slows and stuns, which as any good tank knows, you need to try to body block those for the carries, and you got one unhappy tank.

CarterCarnage1 votes

Heimerdinger
Katarina Leblanc

Laughing Fish1 votes

Am I the only one that likes Heimerdinger? lol

Keevalroy1 votes

Some can only handle so much Donger in one sitting.

4nth0l0gy1 votes

Leblanc Riven Shaco

Valare Morghoulies

Laughing Fish1 votes

Shaco is amazing. Replace him with Fizz, and it's all good.

4nth0l0gy2 votes

Shaco has a low cd flash with invisibility. I think that's just the dumbest thing ever.

SmknWdl1 votes

shaco sux

Wullf1 votes

Not going to go through this again. Just thought i say hi.

willcarry4gold1 votes

Leblanc Talon Blitzcrank

DrTaze1 votes

Urgot He wants to die so I'll oblige him Elise I really don't like spiders Amumu I am hoping he will find happiness in the afterlife

Crett1 votes

Irelia Quinn Leblanc OUT

EmFG6NMj1k1 votes

Fizz Jukey, no skill champ that needs the Kassadin treatment. Fuck flips, they take away his ability to be a mid, now he's a scary jungle Nasus LOL I'M THE DOGE MUCH STACKS IF YOU DONT SHUT ME DOWN OR IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE I AM GONNA FARM ALL DAY AND BE A DOUCHE! Blitzcrank And "meh, I'll just wing my skill shot, one of thems bound to grab" and "hey I am too tank to die if I grab the wrong thing :^)"

SmknWdl1 votes

Swain Blitzcrank Poppy

Hetchy1 votes

Blitzcrank Thresh Singed

McAllister1 votes

Riven MasterYi Kalista

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