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A Song of Salt and Flame: Riven Mains vs Vayne Mains

Laughing Fish·7/5/2016, 8:36:50 PM·5 votes·3,351 views

Alright folks, I think it is time to decide once and for all: Which champion has the worst mains? I have narrowed it down to the worst two, but am having trouble decided which is truly the worst of the worst. So now it is time for the showdown:

Vayne uses disdain. https://storage.googleapis.com/vidsums/04126135-8673-48d1-901f-dc7230e3ceea_text.gif

Riven counters with hatred. https://media.giphy.com/media/Mir5fnHxvXrTa/giphy.gif

Not to be outdone, Vayne begins telling Riven to uninstall https://i.imgflip.com/16d9k6.gif

Enraged, Riven throws a tantrum http://i.imgur.com/NHwb7DL.gif?Noredirect

Vayne makes it known that she is the best player to ever play the game. https://66.media.tumblr.com/d14c8d4984c6b7d31d7777d12d2f9a32/tumblr_n5xjl3AWKO1tazhx4o1_400.gif

Riven goes AFK http://67.media.tumblr.com/c6b7b1b70b6a79fd4732656b867ff3a0/tumblr_mvatu3WAHo1qda125o1_250.gif

Vayne says "Report noob Riven" on all chat 50 times. http://ci.memecdn.com/460/5954460.jpg

So who won? Nobody. Nobody wins with Vayne or RIven mains. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kanye-West-Shaking-Head-No.gif

19 Comments

Aír7/5/2016, 8:42:23 PM5 votes

TL;DR of my last game:

Vayne chases an Ashe and Thresh before lvl 6. I follow as Yorick support. She gets hooked under tower and dies

Vayne: "GG,report Yorick. Not even playing a real support."

Me: "How is Yorick not a support?"

Vayne: "Panth, you suck too. Literally worthless, go die for us so I can get fed."

Me: "Still didn't answer how Yorick isn't a support..."

Chaos6897/6/2016, 2:16:14 AM2 votes

This is wonderful. Why is this at only 3 up?

I Go Pew Pew Pew7/6/2016, 2:22:59 AM1 votes

Came for a song...left disappointed.

Crowe Stalker7/6/2016, 4:03:12 AM1 votes

I hate having to fight either of them, but at least Vayne leaves me impressed with her skill or can scale back into the game by virtue of being a Marksman. Fuck her Silver Bolts dealing True Maximum Health Percentile Damage though, that's bullshit no matter how you dice it.

I don't feel skilled on when I lose to a Riven, Ever. I feel like I just faced an overloaded champion with too much shit in her kit, the equivalent of Irelia but as a Teamfighting Bruiser rather than a 'Tank'. And every time I have a Riven on my team I want to end the game as fast as possible so I don't have to acknowledge her existence.