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A Song of Salt and Flame: Riven Mains vs Vayne Mains

Laughing Fish··5 votes·3,351 views

Alright folks, I think it is time to decide once and for all: Which champion has the worst mains? I have narrowed it down to the worst two, but am having trouble decided which is truly the worst of the worst. So now it is time for the showdown:

Vayne uses disdain. https://storage.googleapis.com/vidsums/04126135-8673-48d1-901f-dc7230e3ceea_text.gif

Riven counters with hatred. https://media.giphy.com/media/Mir5fnHxvXrTa/giphy.gif

Not to be outdone, Vayne begins telling Riven to uninstall https://i.imgflip.com/16d9k6.gif

Enraged, Riven throws a tantrum http://i.imgur.com/NHwb7DL.gif?Noredirect

Vayne makes it known that she is the best player to ever play the game. https://66.media.tumblr.com/d14c8d4984c6b7d31d7777d12d2f9a32/tumblr_n5xjl3AWKO1tazhx4o1_400.gif

Riven goes AFK http://67.media.tumblr.com/c6b7b1b70b6a79fd4732656b867ff3a0/tumblr_mvatu3WAHo1qda125o1_250.gif

Vayne says "Report noob Riven" on all chat 50 times. http://ci.memecdn.com/460/5954460.jpg

So who won? Nobody. Nobody wins with Vayne or RIven mains. http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Kanye-West-Shaking-Head-No.gif

19 Comments

Aír5 votes

TL;DR of my last game:

Vayne chases an Ashe and Thresh before lvl 6. I follow as Yorick support. She gets hooked under tower and dies

Vayne: "GG,report Yorick. Not even playing a real support."

Me: "How is Yorick not a support?"

Vayne: "Panth, you suck too. Literally worthless, go die for us so I can get fed."

Me: "Still didn't answer how Yorick isn't a support..."

Laughing Fish1 votes

Vayne mains are pretty terrible, but that are also more predictable. You know they will flame ahead of time. Riven mains act nice until you say or do something that sets them off (like taking the kill during a gank), then they fly off the handle. http://65.media.tumblr.com/781587b7d583a4462d711f7c4af54a97/tumblr_inline_nupff3RwjU1rjic88_540.gif

Malicious Metal3 votes

Mordekaiser mains are pretty awesome to lane with though :^)

Aír2 votes

Kek, you getting on to play or what? I still need to get those last two Ss. Preferably not with an ADC that has the mechanical skill of a newborn babe on crack.

Malicious Metal2 votes

Sure, give me a minute

Laughing Fish1 votes

They are pretty good, as long as you say "Oh the Hue-Manatee!" every single time they die. http://i.imgur.com/jALYM.gif?noredirect

Friendly Ram2 votes

Yorick support? What items do you usually build?

Laughing Fish1 votes

When you play Yorick Support you gotta go fast: summoner 6 summoner 4 item 3009 item 3069 item 3742 item 3142 item 3046 item 3800

Aír2 votes

Ignore LF.

My build:

item 2303 , item 3111 , item 3042 , item 3065 , item 3146 , and item 3142 , item 3025 or item 3110 depending on how well I do (or how much I die).

Friendly Ram1 votes

Wow that looks fun. Just wondering how far behind does yorick support put your adc behind in the gold department?

Aír2 votes

None. Usually they get pretty ahead since even if they die, they can still get kills. And with the CC I have, it is pretty easy to stick, or even to run away.

Friendly Ram1 votes

Just know ghouls are 5 gold a pop. Willtry this soon.

Aír2 votes

They nearly never kill them. And if they do then it is more sustain for us and more damage. And I would rather give them 5 gold when it makes them miss a few minions.

Friendly Ram1 votes

Cool thank you.

Chaos6892 votes

This is wonderful. Why is this at only 3 up?

Laughing Fish1 votes

https://storage.googleapis.com/vidsums/bb3c2c3f-3899-4c36-87f8-a94d26a40983_text.gif

Chaos6892 votes

BTW about identity theft... please report 'Chaos689' he is impersonating me and being me on boards. HE is also living in my house and sleeping on my bed. He eats what I eat and seriously i'm calling the cops...

I Go Pew Pew Pew1 votes

Came for a song...left disappointed.

Crowe Stalker1 votes

I hate having to fight either of them, but at least Vayne leaves me impressed with her skill or can scale back into the game by virtue of being a Marksman. Fuck her Silver Bolts dealing True Maximum Health Percentile Damage though, that's bullshit no matter how you dice it.

I don't feel skilled on when I lose to a Riven, Ever. I feel like I just faced an overloaded champion with too much shit in her kit, the equivalent of Irelia but as a Teamfighting Bruiser rather than a 'Tank'. And every time I have a Riven on my team I want to end the game as fast as possible so I don't have to acknowledge her existence.

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