That pun has earned you an upvote, good sir.
Every bloody time!
Siiigh...
Well, if you want to lose so badly...
instalocks 
oh nooooooo what a shame it would be Metal if someone banned BOTH insert horror movie scream here

*everybody after watching a badass yasuo or zed out play" *
Not excited about it, but mortified because of how fucking fed Yasuo is holy shit who fed him? TOP LANE?
Why be mortified when you can be Mordekaised?
stop... please... it hurts.....
Good.
when ur screen darkens and u know
right up ur ass
that drawing isn't very
https://giphy.com/gifs/lee-pace-joe-macmillan-leepaceedit-CH90NE0ILXkWc
sharp.
when ur screens gray most of the game
Nami got popular for a little while and Soraka was still on the common ban list, so I was forced to play Blitzcrank a few times. They never really enjoy it as much as I do >:3
Yeah, this is what happens whenever I pick Blitz https://img.ifcdn.com/images/ec8143853f97c7e12a564c0161e3d04603cb6c7a06bf9674a88abc20a1e52026_1.jpg
doesn't matter ,hit one hook later and win cuz 4v5 :^)
Unless you pick up Amumu
Go Blitz card game.
"Do you have a champion?"
"Nope. Take a random card from my hand."
"Oh! I got your cannon minion #10! This gives me a set with Melee Minion #10, Caster Minion #10 and
!"
Yeah, it sucks when you want to learn or experiment with someone new and suddenly lose that option. That's just adding fuel to the inevitable fire that is the best down.
Yeah, I really miss teambuilder sometimes.
Haha, I just did this the other day. xD
I bought the new Lux skin, and I wanted to play it. They stole my Lux, so I played LeBroken and went 22/4. xD
She's not my main though.
Ahh, time to try out the new rework
[Banned]
Sigh...
(Goes 3-0 in lane, proceeds to get bot 5-0, nothing is left to live)
YEAH WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
GONNA PLAY TANK VEIGAR TOP!
*bans veigar
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...
...
no one gets farm today
So... enemy ADC locks Varus
I might be Mid but we are going to meet soon... and you're not going to like it.
Me : "I think I'll try the talon rework!"
Talon Banned
Me:
You done fucked up.
I bought Gangplank to play him support because I was on like a ten game losing streak despite performing suuuper well in my games. It was infuriating af so I figured "Hey let's just have fun with off meta this game" right? I'm second pick on my team
The enemy team second picks him. :l
I recently went through a string of normal games where I kept trying to test out Blitzcrank Support, but someone would literally change the champion they indicated for another support. So I just kept having to use my main. Ah well, more IP for me.
Very useful since Syndra is OP right now.
Followed by enemy Vayne crying "OMG SYNDRA UNBALANCED!" Legit my last Syndra match.
Then they ask you why you tryhard. Bonus points if I'm jungle, I'll make sure to camp the enemy who banned my champ.
So you banned Rengar uh? No problemo

Well you see, one of my mains is useless (kindred), and the other is perma banned (LeBlanc) Please advise on what to do in this situation
Pick
.
Play Kindred anyway. A poor craftsman blames his tools.
Kindred is who I'll play if they ban my main.
If I'm REALLY pissed I'll pull out the full AP magic pen Elise :3
Magic pen Elise is downright disgusting. I've played quite a few games as her when i just want to make the enemy tilt
Had a game where my spiderlings were oneshotting the support Lulu in fountain. Was disgusting.
Before this whole Protobelt craze, I'd been working towards a build that basically took the same principles as the armorpen ADCs. Build a ton of magic pen to shred through their natural MR and take advantage of high base damage stats. Unfortunately, that old build worked off of Abyssal, in part, with its old passive. I might still try it, but I'm not sure if it'd be that good.
Should mention, Elise is my main. If they ban Elise, I'll go Vi, Sej, or Kindred. If I'm mad for any other reason, it's Elise time.
what if they have no mr*[slayer-jinx-unamused]*
leblanc isn't permabanned, only in high elos
Me: I should go
this match(She's not my main)
*Vayne is banned, sighs and proceeds to pick
*
ends game with 16/4/3
lol
Yup the i want to play talon to get good with him.
BANNED
Ok well here comes the dragon
they banned my mastery 1 lux mid so i played my mastery 7 akali. they had fun. [slayer-jinx-wink]