WE HAVE TO STORM BALANCE HEADQUARTERS
WE NARUTO RUN RIOT'S HEADQUARTERS AND SEE WHAT DRUG IS THE BALANCING TEAM ARE TAKING
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Make sure the anti vax kids and flat earthers are on the front line as cannon fodder
Ive always wanted to try the riot balance team's weed and the riot design teams coke after that then what ever my parents do.
They can't ban us all!
They can't stop all of us!
Here's the battle plan;
-We gather all the Yasuo, Riven and Zed mains and tell them they're trash. They will then become enraged and smash anything in view. They will be our frontline, and smash through the walls and doors of balance HQ. -When cops arrive, the egirls who play Janna, Soraka and Lulu will distract them with very revealing cosplay costumes. -The salty hardstuck players will spread out and locate the balance team, and shake some sense into them.
They can't nerf us all!
They cant balance all of us
why would you storm a place that is 100% empty?
i swear the balance team is 3 dudes that trio flexq and only play assassins and bruisers and whenever they find one that they cant faceroll with, they go to their "work" place, slap more damage on and go home again.
LETS STORM RIOT GAMES HQ TO SEE WHERE ARE THOSE ORNN SKINS AND VLAD NERFS AT.
Yasuo mains dashing through would be more effective than Naruto runners.
The naruto run will help us dodge the nerfs.
I'm down lol
They must have a Yasuo nerf somehere!
The security there is very low so you can actually make it before cops appear.
THEY CAN'T MAKE SKINS FOR US ALL!
Balance team are aliens!
We need to take out the people who decided to remove legacy cursor.
ILL USE MY STANDO TO STOP TIME AND KILL THEM BEFORE YOU APPROACH THERE !
a pretty solid plan thats very perfectly thought out i agree [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
Well if it makes you guys feel any better, from what ive heard one of the lead people who balance the game doesn't even play the game, and he was quoted saying you dont need to play a game to balance it.
And then have Jinx and Lux blast the doorway entramce with their ultimates. Let Aatrox scream about sucking every Rioter's blood up. And have Blitzcrank hook each one of them...one...by...one. Brilliant idea!