WE HAVE TO STORM BALANCE HEADQUARTERS

Marlo Stanfield·Jul 29, 2019·92 votes·14,895 views

WE NARUTO RUN RIOT'S HEADQUARTERS AND SEE WHAT DRUG IS THE BALANCING TEAM ARE TAKING

34 Comments

TheSingularityJul 29, 201925 votes

Make sure the anti vax kids and flat earthers are on the front line as cannon fodder

LordGeovanniJul 29, 201919 votes

Ive always wanted to try the riot balance team's weed and the riot design teams coke after that then what ever my parents do.

Marlo StanfieldJul 29, 20193 votes

well I heard the guy who made project akali od and didnt finished the skin but they will release it as it is Akali

Blessed By RNGJul 29, 201917 votes

They can't ban us all!

JanakinJul 29, 201910 votes

They can't stop all of us!

Vlada CutJul 30, 20192 votes

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They can't stop all of us!

Noooooo, We're brining the storm right to your door. Cause you can't take all of us.

FCJAAAAGOOOOJul 29, 20199 votes

They can't nerf us all!

DeusVultJul 29, 20199 votes

They cant balance all of us

Akali PrimeJul 30, 20192 votes

what every new champion released says

Tuition FeeJul 29, 20199 votes

Here's the battle plan;

-We gather all the Yasuo, Riven and Zed mains and tell them they're trash. They will then become enraged and smash anything in view. They will be our frontline, and smash through the walls and doors of balance HQ. -When cops arrive, the egirls who play Janna, Soraka and Lulu will distract them with very revealing cosplay costumes. -The salty hardstuck players will spread out and locate the balance team, and shake some sense into them.

Trias000Jul 30, 20193 votes

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The salty hardstuck players will spread out and locate the balance team, and shake some sense into them.

Roger that.

D2VincentJul 30, 20192 votes

you forgot the backline of Karthus mains, all of which have Dark Harvest and are running 1000-AP oneshot builds lol

Marlo StanfieldJul 31, 20191 votes

press r to end the job ez

Jennifer420Jul 29, 20196 votes

why would you storm a place that is 100% empty?

i swear the balance team is 3 dudes that trio flexq and only play assassins and bruisers and whenever they find one that they cant faceroll with, they go to their "work" place, slap more damage on and go home again.

Elisza KitsuneJul 29, 20191 votes

And occasionally buffing adcs so assassins and bruisers don't look too op kek and then the faceroll cycle starts all over again

GayFluffyUnicornJul 29, 20192 votes

Is that why assassins and bruisers have been the most terrible champions the last few years?

Legit in time where tristana is played mid and top. Mages top, jungle, bot, mid, support and you still find people bitching about assassins and bruiser.

It's actually insane.

Jennifer420Jul 29, 20191 votes

did you just compare the current state of assassins vs adcs with whats going on in lec and lcs? with whats less than 0,01% of the entire playerbase? man you clearly have no idea what youre talking about.

FridgeDJul 30, 20191 votes

yeah and meta picks never go down into solo q. no one is learning from the pros and abuses the op stuff. victor top didnt happen, taliyah wasnt the best jungler for a year in every elo that matters. seju didnt need those nerfs, because she never outdmged and outtanked every bruiser. buff tanks and mages! lalalalalalalalalala nice meme amumu main.

Jennifer420Jul 30, 20191 votes

azir.

enough said. pick and ban in esports for ages, never a positive winrate in soloq. and wow people copy what they see by pros... who saw that coming.

SrbonatorJul 29, 20195 votes

LETS STORM RIOT GAMES HQ TO SEE WHERE ARE THOSE ORNN SKINS AND VLAD NERFS AT.

DeνiruchiJul 29, 20194 votes

Yasuo mains dashing through would be more effective than Naruto runners.

Wordson1xJul 29, 20192 votes

I'm down lol

Bob the ToastrJul 29, 20192 votes

THEY CAN'T MAKE SKINS FOR US ALL!

ShmeeveJul 29, 20192 votes

They must have a Yasuo nerf somehere!

3TWarriorJul 30, 20191 votes

it's buried somewhere deep underneath that +100% bonus AD value they tried to add to his ult a while ago

Neumím RivenJul 29, 20192 votes

The security there is very low so you can actually make it before cops appear.

Trias000Jul 30, 20192 votes

Balance team are aliens!

3TWarriorJul 30, 20191 votes

wouldn't surprise me...several of the boards mods are green! Green!

IAintDariusJul 30, 20192 votes

The naruto run will help us dodge the nerfs.

PzyXoJul 29, 20191 votes

ILL USE MY STANDO TO STOP TIME AND KILL THEM BEFORE YOU APPROACH THERE !

ChaeorJul 30, 20191 votes

a pretty solid plan thats very perfectly thought out i agree [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

SòlKıng RıvenJul 30, 20191 votes

Well if it makes you guys feel any better, from what ive heard one of the lead people who balance the game doesn't even play the game, and he was quoted saying you dont need to play a game to balance it.

Vlada CutJul 30, 20191 votes

And then have Jinx and Lux blast the doorway entramce with their ultimates. Let Aatrox scream about sucking every Rioter's blood up. And have Blitzcrank hook each one of them...one...by...one. Brilliant idea!