Change in-game Quotes Slightly

I start a game here...

Rules:

1. Pick one in-game quote. This doesn't have to be a Champion's (You can also use a quote from a Shopkeeper in the Howling Abyss, a "Welcome to the Summoner's Rift!" -thingy, etc.)
2. Change the quote slightly. The definition of "slightly" may vary, but I recommend just keeping the pronunciation and/or spelling close to the original.
3. Make sure the readers will understand the original quote, the person who says that, and the new quote.
4. Explain the situation.

Some examples here. You can use this format if you like it.

"Who needs reasons raisins?" - ...when you have blueberries?

"Suffering Surfing is magic." - Looks like he made friends with Nami.

Let's see what everyone can come up with!

Edit - I have some more quotes, but this thread's point is getting jokes from many people, not posting many of mine, so I'll post those after getting some in your posts. I want to see many jokes from you! hope this makes you post here