Predict how a champion will die

Liver disease. Eats a poisoned mushroom trying to find out exactly what purple tastes like. Death by billy goat.

Death by magic card wounds. Death by point blank shotgun.

Depression-related illness, likely relating to DFG removal. --> --> -->

And the list goes on.

Charmed a nuclear warhead.

zed doesn't die because the shadows make sure he can't die instead in the future the shadows will eventually fully corrupt him and he will become what we know as nocturne

SATAN WILL ALWAYS LIVE

Diplomatic immunity

When he gets on drugs and stops being able to get mad.

will be trapped in a mountain for 500 years by Buddha after defying heaven, then released when a monk comes for him to aid him in his journey. along the way they meet a pig man and a man with a monk spade for a weapon who also join them on there quest, defeat the greatest of demons ( XD) and at the end will achieve Buddha-hood (perfect enlightenment) and will live forever.

Gonna channel my inner "I saw your death. It was painful."

got lost in the woods and eaten by a bear "Who needs a map?"

No idea but she would take everyone else out with her.

how will they die? Is many ways an acceptable response?

He will be killed by an enraged mob formed by the playerbase

exposure probably she is homeless

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will die to a Cass ult, because rito logic.

will die when the sun decides to explode. That or ult gets buffed.

Type 2 Diabetes

He forgot to store some stuff in his Blood Well

Will die because He Keeps Valkriying Into fights.

was finally slain by after got angry with him and betrayed him to his enemies, just to show him that he never meant that much to her anyway. After her initial glee faded, then slid into a deep depression. Life seemed meaningless with the constant, urgent need to protect the balance from anymore. She became withdrawn and disheveled, realized she had become a disgrace to the Kinkou, and decided it was best to just end it all.

, Nami finally gets pissed off enough to drown him.

Heartbreak and loneliness. Well, technically, isn't he already dead?

Fall off of summoner's rift.

Tries to do brain surgery on himself. Cancer, if he's lucky. Will go insane, so pretty much dead in a sense that his consciousness no longer exists. Tunnel collapse or from exposure to either the elements or magical items. Cancer, if he's lucky. Possible suicide from guilt (read lore) or revenge from a victim's relative/lover. Misses an axe in the worse way. One bleeds out, the other dies from infection. Old age. Aint nothin else gonna kill that old bastard. Tries to do brain surgery on himself. Panic ults into the ocean. Cant swim.

is already there since the Tribunal is no longer active.

Forgot to turn off his E

Fiddle will die because he doesn't have a brain. So presumably he will ult into the entire enemy team solo while his zhonyas is down.

Nah

will be forced into "retirement" by and

will be assassinated by