When the hyper-aggressive enemy laner goes passive after you kill them a few times

w0m6QLJ4v4·Feb 6, 2016·107 votes·5,301 views

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Jeddy017Feb 6, 201648 votes

Nasus - "Okay,now that you had your little fun.I'm going to farm & you better not try any of this shit again." Riven - "Yes sir." T_T

Sahn UzalFeb 6, 20164 votes

Fuck Susan. summoner 31

charcharmunroFeb 7, 20161 votes

Play Sion against him. It's great. "You wanna farm that minion? Well, I wanna farm THAT WHOLE WAVE. AND YOU'RE IN THE WAY."

Sahn UzalFeb 8, 20161 votes

Sion is actually one of my favorite champions and my nr. 3 highest champion mastery. Yes he has waveclear, but Susan has no problem farming under tower. You gotta freeze the wave and zone Susan away to beat him. Sion just doesn't have the damage. Susan basically ignores Sion and just farms after his first back. summoner 31

charcharmunroFeb 8, 20161 votes

Maybe I just played against a bad Nasus, then. He had to decide between stacking his Q and getting hit by mine or... Not. He chose the former.

The Beast LegendFeb 6, 20163 votes

Sounds about right - (Coming from a Nasus main.)

FowusFeb 6, 20168 votes

{quoted}

- "Okay,now that you had your little fun.I'm going to farm & you better not try any of this shit again." - "Yes sir." T_T

Nasus : why are you running? weren't you dominating top a few minutes ago? Riven : nononono get away from me

Sir YuckoFeb 6, 201637 votes

MonkeyKing Oh, so you want some Wuju style? Here yah go!

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KnoyleFeb 6, 201618 votes

Start of the game Zed Oh looks like I'm having sushi tonight Fizz ...You proud of that? You proud of that lil' joke? Zed In case you haven't heard I'm a pretty big deal. I'm a really popular ban pick for a reason buddy. Fizz ...........I'm going to feed you to a shark...

2 minutes in

Fizz First Blood Zed Minor set back. I just misclicked.

10 minutes in

Fizz 6/0/0 Zed 0/5/0

Fizz ....So how's that wimpy ass farming method laning tactic working for ya? Zed SHUT THE FUCK!

DecritFeb 6, 20167 votes

Feeding lane was merely a setback!

Ariel the CruelFeb 6, 20169 votes

Sadly, that's usually the case. Doesn't matter how hard you shit on the enemy laner, it seems bot lane is always happy to help even the score. (>_>)

BoulderoxFeb 6, 20161 votes

And that is the thing nobody understands... Assassins have 2 lanes they can snowball from...

Ariel the CruelFeb 6, 20161 votes

It's even worse when they go bot and get a double. Then jungler jumps in and gives them a triple. Now suddenly I am the one who fed the 3/6/0 Akali.

I wish I was joking. (>_>)

BoulderoxFeb 6, 20161 votes

Exactly, and as we know, assassins just need some kills to spiral out of control again.

Ancestor007Feb 7, 20161 votes

Katarina

CriomhthannFeb 7, 20162 votes

That's a spicy 2008 memeball. Well done.

DecritFeb 7, 20161 votes

every day of mine is composed at least by a 10% of Kael' Thas. I also tend to say "remarkable" a lot, guess he struck me quite hard xD

w0m6QLJ4v4Feb 10, 20161 votes

Lol usually the roles are switched for me.

KnoyleFeb 10, 20161 votes

It really is a determined by who can outplay the other. Also pre 6 I find Fizz to be at more of an advantage. However, his E acts as a Zhonya's so to speak so if Zed uses his ult poorly he is likely to lose, especially if he went all in and blew his kit.

A Superb VillainFeb 6, 201617 votes

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w0m6QLJ4v4Feb 10, 20161 votes

Nasus

FaustavianFeb 6, 201612 votes

This usually makes me the hyper-aggressive laner tbh. I see my lead, and dominate it.

FortisDominusFeb 6, 201612 votes

Yea, im only hyper aggresive when i have a lead usually, but then i get camped by the enemy jungler... i should learn to not try to push my lead so hard or else there will be consequences

FaustavianFeb 6, 20167 votes

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RalanrFeb 6, 20162 votes

Did that as Pantheon once. Here is the reaction.

MasterYi : Holy shit... Pantheon : Hmm?

Void NargacugaFeb 6, 20169 votes

Pantheon : Maybe with all this gold I can finally open a Bakery! Oh wait, nope... Costs way to much... DARN YOU RITO!

Unstoppable MonkFeb 6, 20165 votes

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: Maybe with all this gold I can finally open a Bakery! Oh wait, nope... Costs way to much... DARN YOU RITO!

Wait til' you see the very creative and original FIRE and ICE themed Bakery skin for only 12500RP!

Void NargacugaFeb 6, 20165 votes

I'm pretty sure Pantheon and his mains would be crying in a corner upon seeing that RP price tag...

Ariel the CruelFeb 6, 20164 votes

Before or after they buy it?

Void NargacugaFeb 6, 20161 votes

I was gonna say: Yes. But Ralnar kinda beat me to the punch.

WolfBVFeb 6, 20168 votes

Leona "Fuck you this isn't my final form."

RalanrFeb 6, 20167 votes

LeeSin jumps in and jumps away for the third time.

Sion : Wow, you're quite the mobile guy. Gonna actually do anything or are you just going to take pocket shots that aren't working?

It's incredibly satisfying to bully an early game champion as a mid to late game champion.

GubaguyFeb 6, 20167 votes

I had a game like this today... it went somethign like this:

Udyr rushes me through 2 waves of minions and gives me first blood Quinn K? Udyr Misclick, you got lucky Quinn does the same thing again Udyr My mouse bugged out Quinn does it again Udyr Can you stop? Quinn Bro lane? rushes at me again Udyr ... Quinn Come on man i jsut want to farm... Udyr calls for gank Quinn double kill Quinn Well, i WAS letting you farm... Udyr TIME TO PULL OUT THE GODYR! Quinn K. Udyr you have been slain Quinn Puny godyr Udyr disconnects

Its All SkillzzFeb 6, 20165 votes

i try to not play agressive, since it always gets me camped by the jungler. ofc when my laner plays agressive my jungler is no where to be seen lol.

SelflessTeammateFeb 6, 20165 votes

Karthus "Hey, buddy." Fizz "lol no one plays Karthus anymore and I'mma snowball through your whole team STARTING WITH YO-" FIRST BLOOD Karthus "Sleep now, child."

Gated D LatchFeb 6, 20165 votes

Yasuo dash Viktor yasuo pls Yasuo dash dash Viktor stahp Yasuo Q A Q Viktor alright I'm done with you get the f**k over here Viktor W E Q summoner 14

First Blood

Yasuo wtf broken

TheTariansFeb 6, 20164 votes

I had a game this morning as Teemo..... and it went something like this

Teemo FIRST BLOOD Quinn : OMG TEEMO SO BROKE Teemo : Just don't pick Quinn against Teemo Quinn : I bet you have no life, LOSER!

30 seconds later she tries to all in me

Teemo You have slain an enemy

Sends their jungle up

Teemo Double Kill

Mid lane and jungle come up.... and step on like five shrooms

Teemo Triple Kill

Ahri : Report Quinn Trundle : Report Quinn Teemo : Why? Trundle : She fed Teemo

30 seconds of silence......

Teemo : BITCH I'M TEEMO. OF COURSE SHE IS GOING TO FEED ME!

xKAiiRUxFeb 6, 20161 votes

I was once mass reported by a spanish speaking premade team for saying "fuck" right as my nexus was exploding. That was literally the only word I said all match. I was punished in tribunal too. (Hence how I know I was mass reported) I ALWAYS try to watch my language now.

Thought I'd share because your comment brought back oh such great memories.

SelflessTeammateFeb 6, 20161 votes

I say that word all the time, though. It's just not used in an insulting context, more a positive one, a la the spirit of, "FUCK. YES."

I got four notifications in one week for a variety of things, typically Offensive Language, around the same time Fiora was reworked (that's how I measure time now, I guess), and didn't get punished, though. But that was a fluke, because all the reports were totally meritless when I was being blamed for losses in unranked games (Fiora got hotbuffed soon after, but boy was she hard to play on re-release, and heck if I was going into Ranked then).

At the same time, while I can't confirm it, I don't think "fuck" is considered Offensive Language in the spirit of the report. They look primarily for racial slurs, homophobic slurs, ethnic slurs, that sort of thing. Generic stuff doesn't get you punished.

Not that I haven't been punished, I mean I got a 14-day in March of last year for flaming (at which point I learned it doesn't matter who started it, because I had a nasty habit of talking back to people), but saying one cuss word isn't going to get you punished. Maybe reported if those premades are jerkoffs, but not punished.

UltraboomerFeb 6, 20163 votes

it's a far more interesting result when they are hyper aggressive until you kill them a couple times, and then they just completely ignore the minions and keep trying to kill you instead of cs. especially if you're Trundle and they are 0 crit Yasuo .

BattleBalladeerFeb 6, 20163 votes

First rule of Trundle:

AD AA Champs can't 1v1 Trundle

UltraboomerFeb 6, 20162 votes

Jax being the exception to the rule.

BattleBalladeerFeb 6, 20162 votes

Hes not an AD AA champ. He's the premier hybrid melee champion.
It really depends. Because he is HYBRID and deals a LOT of magic damage, trundle's Q does not affect his W or ult passive, but depending on how far itemization is for the both of them Trundle has these advantages:

-In the EARLY early game Trundle can easily win trades with sustain if he avoids jax's E. At level 6, not post six, trundle's ultimate activation is better and if Jax pops his ult first trundle will win trades. -Late game trundle should use something similar to item 3153 , item 3071 , item 3065 , item 3047 , item 3143 , and [ item 3156 (which would give him a great early vs Jax) / item 3022 (which make's Grasp trundle REALLY tanky, and gives Oppressor bonus) ] with the enchantment item 1315 for MS

TLDR: If trundle has more items he is likely to win. He wins lane phase probably. he loses every other scenario vs jax and should be escorting his carries' caravan in late game anyways.

charcharmunroFeb 7, 20161 votes

If Yasuo's in the same lane as Trundle, he's going to get shit on by roughly half the other people up there. Also I once had an aggressive Nasus. I was Sion. I'm... I'm not sure what they thought was going to happen.

Supreme Senpai69Feb 6, 20162 votes

I like when they do this. It means they aren't going to keep feeding and ruin the match for their team. Whenever I die twice I'll be more passive so my team can help me without facing a 9/1 Vladimir or something

Duke AnaxFeb 6, 20162 votes

When the hyper-agressive ally laner doesn't go passive after they get killed a few times...

CatastropFeb 6, 20161 votes

Zed : Pokes Zed : Pokes Zed :Pokes Zed : Pokes Lulu : "Could you stop?" Zed : Pokes Zed : Pokes Lulu : Sighs, W,E,Q,D,AA,AA First Blood Zed : "WFT?!??@!##33" Lulu : "I warned you."