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- "Okay,now that you had your little fun.I'm going to farm & you better not try any of this shit again."
- "Yes sir." T_T
Oh, so you want some Wuju style? Here yah go!
Start of the game
Oh looks like I'm having sushi tonight
...You proud of that? You proud of that lil' joke?
In case you haven't heard I'm a pretty big deal. I'm a really popular ban pick for a reason buddy.
...........I'm going to feed you to a shark...
2 minutes in
First Blood
Minor set back. I just misclicked.
10 minutes in
6/0/0
0/5/0
....So how's that wimpy ass farming method laning tactic working for ya?
SHUT THE FUCK!
This usually makes me the hyper-aggressive laner tbh. I see my lead, and dominate it.
"Fuck you this isn't my final form."
jumps in and jumps away for the third time.
: Wow, you're quite the mobile guy. Gonna actually do anything or are you just going to take pocket shots that aren't working?
It's incredibly satisfying to bully an early game champion as a mid to late game champion.
I had a game like this today... it went somethign like this:
rushes me through 2 waves of minions and gives me first blood
K?
Misclick, you got lucky
does the same thing again
My mouse bugged out
does it again
Can you stop?
Bro lane? rushes at me again
...
Come on man i jsut want to farm...
calls for gank
double kill
Well, i WAS letting you farm...
TIME TO PULL OUT THE GODYR!
K.
you have been slain
Puny godyr
disconnects
i try to not play agressive, since it always gets me camped by the jungler. ofc when my laner plays agressive my jungler is no where to be seen lol.
"Hey, buddy."
"lol no one plays Karthus anymore and I'mma snowball through your whole team STARTING WITH YO-" FIRST BLOOD
"Sleep now, child."
dash
yasuo pls
dash dash
stahp
Q A Q
alright I'm done with you get the f**k over here
W E Q 
First Blood
wtf broken
I had a game this morning as Teemo..... and it went something like this
FIRST BLOOD
: OMG TEEMO SO BROKE
: Just don't pick Quinn against Teemo
: I bet you have no life, LOSER!
30 seconds later she tries to all in me
You have slain an enemy
Sends their jungle up
Double Kill
Mid lane and jungle come up.... and step on like five shrooms
Triple Kill
: Report Quinn
: Report Quinn
: Why?
: She fed Teemo
30 seconds of silence......
: BITCH I'M TEEMO. OF COURSE SHE IS GOING TO FEED ME!
it's a far more interesting result when they are hyper aggressive until you kill them a couple times, and then they just completely ignore the minions and keep trying to kill you instead of cs. especially if you're and they are 0 crit .
When the hyper-agressive ally laner doesn't go passive after they get killed a few times...
I like when they do this. It means they aren't going to keep feeding and ruin the match for their team. Whenever I die twice I'll be more passive so my team can help me without facing a 9/1 Vladimir or something
: Pokes
: Pokes
:Pokes
: Pokes
: "Could you stop?"
: Pokes
: Pokes
: Sighs, W,E,Q,D,AA,AA
First Blood
: "WFT?!??@!##33"
: "I warned you."
Me playing 
against a 
in the mid lane
This should be easy, time to make sushi
>Maxes Q first
WHY DOES SHE DEAL SO MUCH DAMAGE?!
The rage truly comes after level 6 when I interrupt her ult. Every. Single. Time.