What does Rammus say when he taunts?
What does the Armordillio say when he taunts a champion? Give an example for a specific champion below!
Example:
Oh look, a fat pig. Riding a boar.
Real weapon wouldn't help.
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They're not all gonna be winners...
"I'm gonna make a coat out of those tails."
"Shurima. Don't blow it up this time."
"Ima send you on a magical journey right back to the fountain."
"I eat poros for breakfast."
"Yi's the real Dunkmaster."
"Draaaaaaaaven. Sucks."
"I swat bigger spiders than you in my bathroom."
"I'm gonna use that thing to pick my teeth."
"Ooga booga."
"Oh god, it's a brony."
"Viktor's better."
"Are you shooting me, or is it just raining?"
"Spirit of Vengeance. Specialty, running away."
"Try evolving some skill."
"One goal. Thousands of years. No success."
"Ever considered remarrying?"
"Yep, that tasted fail."
"Nice air bladders."
"Where's your Little Sister?"
"Have you ever been good?"
"I'll give you some tremors to sense."
"You can't haz cheezburger."
"I like your lore rewrite."
"You're the worst juggler I've ever seen."
"Hook me. I dare you."
"Dude looks like a lady."
"This is one vault you can't break."
"Jayce is better."
"What kind've mage only knows four spells?"
"Riven did it."
"The graphics team really ran out of ideas when they made you."
"Shen said you can't fight a real enemy. Guess he was right."
"You can't even blow up a paper bag."
"Time to pull some weeds."
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: IT'S ON, BITCH!!!!!!!
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: Hey, Studio Ghibli called, they want their Kodama back.
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"Awww, did someone kill your sissy little master? Whaaa! Pee Sin felt sorry for your useless ass!"
"Wittle scorpio misses his wee wittle fake spiders? Well Rito had fun with their bums." Retcon
You're a glorified flashlight
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OOH! apply water to burned area
Nice. Kinda want a thread for what Ahri says when she charms, now.
"You call that penetration?"
"Why you outrageous little, I'm gonna crush you with this hamm—"
"Ok"
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