How to create a champion: part 2

I have tea: http://kingofwallpapers.com/tea/tea-005.jpg I have Mo: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Moe_Szyslak.png I add a pinch of hell: http://www.headlinepolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Hell.jpg

You get Teemo! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/1mFCoQa_0yw/hqdefault.jpg

I have cancer:

http://imgur.com/a/nwSNA

I have edgy samurai:

http://imgur.com/a/EAKyc

UGH

I have knives http://www.hanzoswords.com/assets/images/ridge_runner_12_piece_tornado_throwing_knife_set.jpg

I have a clown http://www.returnofkings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/clown.jpg

I add some tears http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/14300000/tears-broken-hearts-14300931-240-320.gif

Add some bullshit

And BOOM

Shaco http://img01.deviantart.net/1a39/i/2012/060/0/2/shaco_by_brunosomensi-d4rctap.jpg

Guy: There is no Shaco name stuff in any of that

Me: Pulls out knife and?

Guy: Carry on

I take 1/2 beautiful woman, https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/599920251241803776/-xhodAY3.jpg

And 1/2 of a fish, https://www.takemefishing.org/tmf/assets/images/fish/dolphinfish-464x170.png

And presto!

http://static.zerochan.net/Nami.(League.of.Legends).full.1769010.jpg

I drive an Elise https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9f/Lotus_elise_green.jpg There's a spider in my Elise http://www.relatably.com/m/img/friendly-spider-memes/1379.jpg I'm driving with some nice boobs http://az616578.vo.msecnd.net/files/2016/01/24/635892753312887166-85689787_drake%20and%20josh.jpg Elise http://orig13.deviantart.net/ea20/f/2014/354/2/6/elise_by_etchedlines-d8aigio.png

I don't know how to post images anymore. But-

I have a Ram And I have a Moose

Now it's a fucking turtle.