Captain Teemo Reporting for Duty!

RiotRiot FeelsU·Dec 10, 2014·57 votes·6,859 views

"Hut, two, three, four."

86 Comments

ToughFluffsDec 10, 201464 votes

I feel like I should be worried.

HawkefireDec 10, 20142 votes

I feel like I should be worried.

The hype is intensifying.

gubigubiDec 10, 201411 votes

Never underestimate the power of the scouts code!

Rew711Dec 10, 201413 votes

This could mean a few things:

Teemo gets a new skin.
Teemo gets a ultimate skin.
A new champion that is related to Teemo.
Something else...

oCakeDec 10, 20142 votes

This could mean a few things:

Teemo gets a new skin.

Teemo gets a ultimate skin.

A new champion that is related to Teemo.

Something else...

Actually it's a new skin for Furgotten. Close guess though! :) If anyone can detect sarcasm in the above sentence then congratulations you've won a koocie.

EdbwnDec 10, 201432 votes

What if this is them foreshadowing a Teemo skin? MAYBE IT'S THE ULTIMATE SKIN AND THEY'RE ACTUALLY GONNA DO INFERNAL/SATAN TEEMO OMGGGG summoner 14 Teemo

Meep ManDec 10, 20144 votes

The most conflicting purchase ever made. Do I buy it or not? Although it will definitely be named Infernal since Satan is restricted in chat (no joke).

EdbwnDec 10, 20144 votes

LOL I didn't know that! I can inagine Riot going all out on this, though. The voiceover would be hilarious

NinjaToad99Dec 11, 20144 votes

"Never underestimate the power OF YOUR SOUL!"

Linna ExcelDec 10, 201417 votes

*Sees a teemo Pulse quickening... Vision blurring... Rage taking control...

Command GromptDec 10, 201428 votes

Gnar GNAR! Gnar

Leti the YetiDec 10, 20144 votes

teemo shoots a blind rage dart at you from the bushes* missmissmissmiss

KeevalroyDec 10, 201415 votes

Does this mean Teemo is next on the VU list? Or maybe changing the Scuttle Crap so he doesn't pop all the shrooms that were just planted through the river?

ImHerVoiceDec 10, 20144 votes

haha...scuttle crap...

JamnonDec 10, 20142 votes

Yes, the new crab walking over teemos shrooms causes them to go off.

KeevalroyDec 10, 20141 votes

That was the point.

ImHerVoiceDec 10, 20143 votes

I was laughing because i've never seen someone call it that before :P and it is crap. I've missed nidalee spears that were leathal because of it just happening to walk in the way lol.

Oh and people abusing dragon with pink warding inside of the dragons hit box. That one is annoying as shit too.. lol

DWT12345Dec 10, 201411 votes

go to hell teemo! Or should i say, go home?

eyes wide shutDec 10, 201410 votes

hail hydra

i mean teemo

The MormonatorDec 12, 20142 votes

item 3074 Teemo the new meta

DrakoniakDec 10, 20148 votes

A post about teemo, new game mode confirmed:

Hell Ride:

1vs100 1: teemo 100: other playes

Teemo has no limit cap on shrooms and has bónus 90%cdr on all skills and max level for teemo is 50. Have fun gg.

junglerboy16Dec 10, 20146 votes

Teemo gets urf mode activated for only him, everyone else waits for somebody else to hit the shrooms first, and then they all realize that nobody is going to go first...

FarRockBFDec 10, 20148 votes

Honestly, Teemo needs a rework. His kit is so boring. It's shrooms and his Q. Super boring kit. He needs a passive like Gnar where he turn into Satan and stabs people with a red trident.

Hoi Im TemmoDec 14, 20142 votes

Actually: I LOVE his kit.

HeadHonchkrowDec 17, 20141 votes

this

TrylobyteDec 10, 20147 votes

HUT two three four! I hate you more than before! Five six seven eight! I hope you self-immolate!

Sound off! ---- you! Sound off! Teemo!

--Popular Yordle marching cadence.

Meep ManDec 10, 20147 votes

Teemo Teemo ultimate skin confirmed. Teemo will also be getting a VU. Teemo will also be getting a gamemode where both teams must play as Teemo and the mushrooms have a 1 second recharge time and you can hold an infinite amount and you are forced to place one where you are currently standing every second.

DeustheproducerDec 10, 20145 votes

HAIL SATAN Teemo

Teemo pls you are one of my favourite champs to this day, along with Singed in what I like to call, Lets make your opponnet punch their moniter strategy

Hoi Im TemmoDec 14, 20141 votes

Teemo, Singed, Mundo, Morde, and Vlad: these are my main champions.

Even if im not very good, you have a hard time playing well while raging....so victory is mine.

ThatAutofillSuppDec 10, 20145 votes

OH GOD TEEMO IS HACKING INTO RIOT SERVERS

Equinox MKDDec 10, 20145 votes

I reported u as a spam #noragrets.

TheTrueOutcastDec 10, 20144 votes

"Hut, two, three, four."

Oh god, Please Teemo Ultimate skin. Make his shrooms spikes!

PapaFizzDec 11, 20143 votes

No. Demonic/Satanic teemo please!

ByesexualityDec 10, 20143 votes

Praise Teemo!

AlphariteDec 10, 20143 votes

Riot FeelsU Satan's helper confirmed

CenturosDec 10, 20143 votes

Size means everything.

Luckily, Teemo is big where it counts.

...his heart. (also his "Blowgun")

HeadHonchkrowDec 10, 20143 votes

Teemo's heart is where Satan himself resides.

Zen FuryDec 10, 20143 votes

Teemo buffed. Global taunt is now a passive on his R. If you hit a shroom, you will now hear Teemo's laugh on repeat for the rest of the game. Also, if Teemo enters your field of vision, you lose control of your champ and attack Teemo.

Yxion the YordleDec 16, 20142 votes

[{quoted}](name=Zen Fury,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=mG6fbraA,comment-id=0022,timestamp=2014-12-10T16:37:23.388+0000)

Teemo buffed. Global taunt is now a passive on his R. If you hit a shroom, you will now hear Teemo's laugh on repeat for the rest of the game. Also, if Teemo enters your field of vision, you lose control of your champ and attack Teemo.

What buff? This already automatically occurs every game. You changed nothing!

StarlighteDec 10, 20142 votes

Get out of here with that Satanistic worshipping.

101100111000Dec 10, 20142 votes

I'm worried for two reasons:

Teemo is the topic.

Rito Engineer comment.

I think, in a subtle and indirect way, we are being informed of a Teemo buff.

s4AaMScPuoDec 10, 20142 votes

Never underestimate the power of the Scout's code.

LankPantsDec 10, 20142 votes

summoner 11 Teemo

JakethenightDec 10, 20142 votes

Can an intern do a rework?! The real question is, can an intern summon Satan?

CaboDec 10, 20142 votes

this guy is an intern and an engineer... i don't think he has the sort of info that you guys are hoping he does

Sneak DogDec 10, 20142 votes

He's an engineer, so probably not a skin, but I do think this is a prelude to the publishing of his internship project...

FeelsU, I hope you made something awesome.

SuperSourCatDec 10, 20142 votes

The teemyo is coming for us all!

RyvakuDec 10, 20142 votes

Please let it be something great. Teemo need more love since so many hate that furball.

BakugoBestBoyDec 10, 20142 votes

Can't wait until Gnar has been out for long enough that everyone regards him with the same hate they have for Teemo. He's basically AD Teemo and he's definitely just as annoying. If Teemo is Satan then Gnar is the Anti-Christ. May they both be removed from the client post-haste!