Every preseason there are three types of player:

Laughing Fish·Nov 17, 2016·125 votes·6,686 views

The first type are the optimists. They are overjoyed by the situation. There is so much new content, so many changes, and they just love it all. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/tumblr_n35fr14IxQ1tw1vhco1_250.gif

The second is the pessimist. They "want to believe" the changes are good, but they have no faith that they will be. They don't necessarily hate these specific changes, they just dislike change in general. https://media.giphy.com/media/wD7BsjK5zqLew/giphy.gif

Finally, there is always this guy: https://67.media.tumblr.com/2c0d39d98498998b9214b3157597c68f/tumblr_nubxnzT98i1tswyjoo1_500.gif This guy will hate Rito no matter what they do. Yet for some unknown reason he still plays the game...

86 Comments

Derp R UsNov 17, 201658 votes

I tried to like the new season, but then I met Rengar.

RalanrNov 17, 201616 votes

I still haven't felt him being stupid. Kha'zix feels worse.

Shac NorrisNov 17, 20162 votes

Go rengar ADC, and 1 shot the enemy adc, and them come back and repeat your post.

RalanrNov 17, 201615 votes

I have yet to see Rengar one shot anything early game.

Divine IreliaNov 17, 20162 votes

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I have yet to see Rengar one shot anything early game.

All he needs is dusk blade and his one shot potential is there. As soon as that item is finished (8-15 mins depending on whether I rush it or get warrior first) you can kill any adc with little to no counterplay at all for them.

LuxrathNov 17, 20167 votes

Yeah we arent using the term one shot correctly. Go finish duskblade on kha and evolve his q lol. See what fucking happens. You thought rengo was broken...

aspects1Nov 17, 20161 votes

evolving q doesnt increase its damage anymore

LuxrathNov 17, 20168 votes

No you can just spam it. Which is so much better.

aspects1Nov 18, 20164 votes

yeah, riot didnt really change the order for evolving his abiities, its still q-e-w/r

MelledoneusNov 18, 20161 votes

Have you laned against him top? Because that's a freaking joyride.

Divine IreliaNov 17, 20167 votes

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I tried to like the new season, but then I met Rengar.

I didn't like the new season, but then I picked up Rengar

WoodakoodashoodaNov 17, 201633 votes

Wrong. There are 4 types of players.

Here's number 4.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ_y037BONk

Jeddy017Nov 17, 20168 votes

Jhin Oh yeah.

PaladinNONov 18, 20165 votes

Upvoted to get to 4.

exiledFromBadmenNov 18, 20164 votes

Downvoted to get to 4

Jeddy017Nov 18, 20164 votes

You're doing Urgod's work.

TyrekGoldenspearNov 17, 201618 votes

Pretty sure I'm the first type lol.

RalanrNov 17, 20164 votes

Same.

A Superb VillainNov 17, 201615 votes

Type #5 reporting in!

http://67.media.tumblr.com/2125efe225f31b4e11949f91fc0a6f06/tumblr_inline_ns4az5MwsL1s2yd4i_500.jpg

PaladinNONov 18, 20167 votes

That is the most horrible thing I have read all day...and I like your thinking!

5000000000000000Nov 17, 201610 votes

Where's the "I'm gonna abuse the shit out of this unbalanced mess" players?

RalanrNov 17, 20166 votes

Lumped in with optimists.

Spaceman5pffNov 17, 20165 votes

Back in Preseason 5 with patch 4.20 Warwick.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1TAtiE9F3E

Mistress MadokaNov 18, 20162 votes

Weedwick*

IceKingChernobogNov 18, 20161 votes

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Where's the "I'm gonna abuse the shit out of this unbalanced mess" players?

They exist, they're called Ezreal mains.

DrugothNov 17, 201610 votes

Meanwhile Rito:

http://i.imgur.com/kGSWBbC.gif[/img]

EschetonNov 17, 20166 votes

Optimist: Wardkilling AD item that gives roam-speed for my bruiser? Yes plz.

Velzard of KozNov 17, 20165 votes

Okay, everyone here be like "I am first type", "I am second type". Well, good, good, I am the third type. Someone must take it on their shirt. Damn you all! Run fools!

DraqoneNov 17, 20162 votes

Fitting summoner icon.

ThiccNuggNov 18, 20164 votes

I just hate riot because they never make preseason changes that encompass the entire game. It's always one or two roles get something and guess what? It's usually busted. For example, they give edge of night a 45 sec cd on spell block but that's almost a 3rd of new zhonyas cd. No buffs to zhonyas or anything. Just here's a new item we THINK is balanced (its not). If you rush zhonyas and they rush edge of night all they have to do is trade cooldowns and try again anytime in the 75 seconds where they have edge and you have no zhonyas. This is mostly fallout from their defensive mage item reworks last season, yet they won't take into account that every assassin is just straight up buffed while everyone has to hold their breath for a patch or two. I can't have flash or zhonyas up every minute when rengar ults or when a wild talon just yolos a wall. In short, they really need to reduce zhonya cooldown to 90 seconds again at a minimum to help us survive their new meta. Not that assassins didn't need some love.

LichKing234Nov 18, 20164 votes

i start out as the first one then i end up the 2nd one

ManiacalCoyoteNov 18, 20162 votes

It's called "becoming jaded."

Maximum MordeNov 18, 20164 votes

Jhin Only three?

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Jhin_1.jpg

Pierce The VealNov 17, 20163 votes

Used to be the first type, then after a couple years I changed into the second type, and now I'm probably somewhere between the second and the third type with, very rarely some of the first type arrising in me only to be crushed by rito.

LEEROY KLEDKINSNov 18, 20163 votes

My reactions to recent changes

Twitch Happy (longer stealth or camo whatever, his W is freaking great in lane and team fights only prob is he can't juke or sneak to the backline anymore and his R projectiles can hit bomb plants knocking your team out of the way at the worst time even when your targeting an enemy champion but so far I've had an easier early game with twitch.)

Rework on Yorick Hate you (Old yorick was busted and fun to use to piss off enemy top laners also he counts as a summoner champion that can share the same passive making him op if he ults Vayne, Twitch, Caitlyn, Jhin..... plus i need to git gud with new yorick)

All of my mage supports im Pessimistic on (As a support main i hate it when my support kit gets tweaked or nerfed though the new items are good but are trickier to use.... again i need to git gud)

Kled Happy (screw that 2% nerf on his W thats a minor nerf compared to the PBE nerf, but im glad his remounting skaarl is alot shorter, thank fuck for that as a kled main also he is now better in jungle than toplane now thanks to the bomb plants combined with his passive range he can juke easier and also heal his yoshi in jungle so easy that its impossible to lose skaarl now)

I'm also happy that the new jungle benefits a rarely seen jungler pick which i wont mention here just incase riot comes knocking on my door with the nerf hammer to beat the crap out of my champion.

Pls dont rito

CowseedNov 17, 20162 votes

I tried to hate the new season but I gitted gud.

MaizieaNov 18, 20162 votes

I'm kind of in between 1 and 2, I like the changes though I really just want to skip the next two months for things to balance out a bit. I don't necessarily want to play the new stuff right away myself but after a while I'll try it out and I don't like all the broken shit during the first few weeks.

And this season specifically is kind of a let down since most of the reworked champions are assassins and they're my least favorite class to play, or play against.

LichKing234Nov 18, 20161 votes

ill give you a tldr

Rengar , Vayne , Twitch , Khazix , Talon hurts your booty.

new item 3147 is broken on Vayne

the new support items item 3109 , item 3107 are broken right now.

Lethality now makes one shotting alot easier late game than early game its better late game than flat armor pent but worse than armor pent early game.

Teemo is still satan

Lux is about to get the shit spammed out of her when her new skin comes out

i think i got everything [slayer-jinx-wink]

valve nerf plsDec 8, 20162 votes

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ill give you a tldr

, , , , hurts your booty.

new is broken on

the new support items , are broken right now.

Lethality now makes one shotting alot easier late game than early game its better late game than flat armor pent but worse than armor pent early game.

is still satan

is about to get the shit spammed out of her when her new skin comes out

i think i got everything [slayer-jinx-wink]

you forgot one thing Yasuo yasou is awayils op and broken no matter if he is trash tie or have -10% winrate also that everything that riot does is shit and season 1 was less broken

BoulderoxNov 18, 20162 votes

and the 4th, the butthurt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DCk_Meuw0A

LichKing234Nov 18, 20161 votes

dont they count as the salty as fuck or are they a different type

Papa SlothyNov 18, 20162 votes

I like to think that every league player starts as an optimist until their spirit gets slowly broken and either turn into a pessimist or tyler1 fanboy

JonxxNov 18, 20161 votes

Meanwhile me.

http://media.lolusercontent.com/api/embedly/1/image/resize?url=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.memecdn.com%2Ffirst-alcohol-then-panic_o_651526.gif&key=a45e967db0914c7fb472fd4381e6c85b&width=425

Just waiting and chilling for next season.

rtbf225618241Nov 18, 20161 votes

So..

Newbies

Veterans

Idiots

VexfulNov 18, 20161 votes

You forgot the 4th person. The one that doesn't talk at all and plays something off meta. Either feeds hard or wins hard. Shaco syndrome

AgeOfTheMageNov 18, 20161 votes

I'm a mix between optimist and pessimist CX it's fun and all.. but when i'm playing a squishy champion... kha zix and rengar plz don't do this also new lb vs shyvanna = ;-;