Crack a smile

Keep your pantheon

Urgotta be kidding me

How come Soraka only has one horn? Alistair has got the Udder

Evelynn

I'm feeling pretty Nasus , as the pain in my stomach is pretty Sivir

Mundo told me a joke once, but it was to cleaver for me

Lee Sin to your heartbeat

Sometimes volibear tells me jokes, but I bearly get them

Vlad is OP. Don't believe me? Then why does Vlad always get first blood.

You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina? ...He knocked her up!

Did you see Brand dance last night? She was on fire!

You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.

When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to listen to Rock n' Roll!