I sexually Identify as a pegasus from my little pony

I sexually Identify as a pegasus from my little pony. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the fluffy white clouds of Equestria dropping thick heavy raindrops on unsuspecting ponies. People say to me that a person being a Pegasus is Impossible and I’m freaking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install a thick luscious tail, beautiful wings made from bird feathers, and Pegasus ears attached to my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Lollipop Glider" and respect my right to soar as high above the clouds of Ponyville as I want to. If you can’t accept me you’re a Pegaphobe and need to check your human privileged. Thank you for being so understanding.