Ranked in a nutshell

No problem:

you simply jump to the second platform

Needs to be a downward moving escalator, with a troll at the top throwing shit at you.

So..pretty much this: http://www.crackingace.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/donkey-kong-original-game.gif

tl;dr- play jayce moar

parkour intensifies

see's no challenge in that picture.

Meanwhile tried jumping up but somehow wound up in the basement.

Bottom: Bronze V Top: Bronze IV

Wait, did you get this pic from 9gag? I saw it over there just this morning. Might be coincidence.

100 games and we are still at the same place :D got to love it