To be fair...

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand playing Lulu. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of game mechanics most of the combos will go over a typical player's head. There’s also Lulu's optimistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just about shields- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Lulu truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in her existential catchphrase “Yup, that tasted purple,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Miura's Japanese manga Berserk. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Xypherous' genius design unfolds itself on their monitor screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have an ardent censer tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Janna's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 LP points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎