He only started using a lamppost as a form of protest against the League for putting unfair restrictions on him.
Without a league, I guess he wouldn't really have any reason to not use real weapons.
DA REAL WORRIOR IS STEPIN IN http://i.imgur.com/lbhmBSc.jpg
Yo ma men,whats the name of this meme?
I need it for my research!
Isn't the image from the D&D 4e Player's Handbook?
What if his "imagine if I had a real weapon" quote was slight sarcasm and he enjoys using his brass lamppost to beat you to a pulp anyway?
How do you explain Temple Jax? To me this looks like a very real pole weapon.