Life of Yasuo

My boi Yasuo wakes up in the morning with his sword beside his bed on a table within his arm reach. Then his wife Ahri comes to his room with coffee . Yasuo dashes through the tables, windows, lamps, sword to Ahri and kisses her. Then Ahri charms him but he wind walls and dabs on her coffee. AS always, Ahri leaves and flies up towards the heavens. Then Yasuo decides to visit his friend Garen. He pulls up with his rarri to Garen's Mansion. His bodyguards Galio and Malphite wave at Yasuo. Yasuo throws tornado at them and e towards Malphite to say Hi. Malphite throws a rock at Yasuo but then he windwalls. They all laugh just like everyday. Galio opens the gate for Yasuo. Then at the door, Nautilus is standing with eyes towards Yasuo. Naut hugs Yasuo so hard that it makes him yell "SORYEGETON" then he calms down and says "hasagi its all gucci eskeetit". Naut lets him through. Yasuo careful on his steps. Without making a footstep sound he enters the room and goes up stairs. Right after he goes upstairs, he can see that Garen is in the washroom. Garen yells "FOR DEMACIA". Yasuo asks" what do u do these days?" Garen replies from the washroom" I poop for people that cannot. Yasuo tp back to hell.