Which one will you choose?

Heretic Lunari·Jun 1, 2017·76 votes·3,811 views

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79 Comments

AMYS GRAVEJun 1, 201748 votes

Because not even god himself could carry my teammates.

Velzard of KozJun 1, 201716 votes

He's omnipotent, not omnifed.

SexualsaurusJun 1, 201731 votes

Become God Himself

I don't think i can become me twice :^)

Heretic LunariJun 1, 201711 votes

Pls

TyrekGoldenspearJun 1, 201721 votes

The Yellow Pill.

That way I can buy myself friends that are competent teammates.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Heretic LunariJun 1, 201719 votes

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5000000000000000Jun 2, 20171 votes

Isn't that called "boosting?"

statelesskillerJun 2, 20174 votes

is it boosting if its a entire team?

CudyDarkyzJun 2, 20174 votes

It's not boosting is called "playing with my new friends!"

GULAG 4 UJun 2, 20179 votes

HAHA! OUTSMARTED!

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TattersallJun 1, 20177 votes

The Green Pill.

That way I can go to Korea and play with people who are competent teammates.

[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

WyvernEggJun 1, 20175 votes

Why cant i pick all of them?

Heretic LunariJun 1, 201766 votes

Because a side effect will occur if you consume all of them.

Like a sudden desire of maining Yasuo and Lee Sin

GhostOfTsushimaJun 1, 20172 votes

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Because a side effect will occur if you consume all of them.

Like a sudden desire of maining Yasuo and Lee Sin

ahhh now that make alot of sense

Velzard of KozJun 1, 201729 votes

But If you choose to be the God, you can have the power to teach yourself the languages, give yourself the money, and give your teammates the brains.

ChaosThiefJun 2, 201725 votes

Or you could just be your teammates.

Rand0mH3r0XJun 2, 201721 votes

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PROJECT KatarìnaJun 2, 20171 votes

Being god would be boring and life would have no meaning if you dont live by a set of rules

FantasySniperJun 2, 20173 votes

But you make the rules.

MelledoneusJun 2, 20174 votes

No divine being in existence has the power to give those people the ability to think.

We need the Super Dragon Balls.

The 2nd HorsemanJun 3, 20172 votes

Yeah but if you're god you have to deal with everyone's whining, and then one someone brings Africa up how do you respond?

Velzard of KozJun 3, 20172 votes

I'd say I ran out of Mana and Feed the Hungy is on 3 thousand years cooldown.

OelykJun 1, 20173 votes

Oh my god. Wait. I mean oh my self, the horror!

IPromiseTomorrowJun 2, 20172 votes

Inb4 yas main says worth . . . . . And dabs

DuskDaUmbreonJun 2, 20172 votes

Worth Dabs

~~Please don't kill me I main Ahri not Yasuo~~

IPromiseTomorrowJun 2, 20171 votes

You have my respect,gained it by being so ballsy

Lul

Jew StomperJun 2, 20175 votes

I would actually take a green pill. My team mates might trust me if I type in Korean.

GhostOfTsushimaJun 1, 20174 votes

Why not all of em

Heretic LunariJun 1, 20175 votes

Because...

...

You can't, that's the rule.

Otherwise it isn't fun.

Velzard of KozJun 1, 20172 votes

But mom...

Heretic LunariJun 1, 20173 votes

Not a single word son, or no dinner for tonight.

OelykJun 1, 20174 votes

Take away his desert too.

Heretic LunariJun 2, 20171 votes

And give it to the Lazy Cat ;)

OelykJun 2, 20175 votes

This is what I live for. Do practically nothing and get rewarded in tenfold.

5000000000000000Jun 2, 20173 votes

Dammit, I liked having my barren area of land where little precipitation occurs and consequently living conditions are hostile for plant and animal life.

Andrey0345Jun 3, 20171 votes

Take away his desert too.

item 3070 Azir

I Might LoseJun 1, 20174 votes

500k then pay for a boost : ^ )

ImTheSideKickJun 2, 20174 votes

Lulu that tasted purple starts to turn into a god

OHminusJun 2, 20174 votes

But why not just become God

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/kyjxwvDXNdY/hqdefault.jpg

himself and carry yourself to Challenjour????

The Ender CobraJun 1, 20172 votes

Probably yellow Because while dumb people sometimes show up in ranked (not often), a lot of people that are "feeding" just had a bad game or bad matchup

And with $500k I'd be able to dedicate time to learning league so I can make good shotcalls and carry myself to higher elos

or I could use the money to provide for my family and spend more time with them

hmmmm http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/250/498/dd3.png

VoraciousXJun 1, 20172 votes

If I became God himself I could make $500k a year on my own, I'd already know every language ever, and I would be able to give Riot the idea to rig the system to give me competent teammates every game in ranked.

AwhegarkJun 2, 20172 votes

What if i Told you the yellow pill is the correct answer. With 500k a year you will become God himself because money buys everything. You will be able to learn all languages very easily and buy the most professional teammates ever.