https://media0.giphy.com/media/bzFtsbvHDuGJi/200_s.gif
and that is my answer.
Walks to the right
Taric, because if you turn around he'll be behind you. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
oh hey, hemmorage stacks
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nhlr6tUVYd0/Uso_X1ah15I/AAAAAAAABWA/sSqKYbjgBm0/s1600/muahahaha+patrick.gif I mean honestly, if darius has his hemmorages on you, you better get out of the way of the dunktown express
Please choose me, I want to hug you with my blades

that feeling when you just understand that both are going to fuck play nicely with me