Heimerdinger needs more chemistry puns
Posts funny chemistry puns here for 
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"Why do chemists like nitrates so much?... They're cheaper then day rates"
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I tried telling a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
I'll kick myself out now.
"Oxygen Magnesium! That was unexpected!"
"Why did God create water? To bring all the lost salts to solvation!"
I said this to my Chem teacher in High School, and she started teaching it to people as a mnemonic.
Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."
But really I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.
I hate laning against Heimerdinger. It makes me want to stab myself with a weapon made of Potassium, Nickel and Iron.
Tell a potassium joke? K.
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That was the best one I could come up with. I think I'll just leave now...
I had a girlfriend once, as soon as we begun to bond she became negative towards me and kept demanding minion tax
I on the other hand kept thinking positive,even if that scandanavian scumwhore stole my gold...
"What's new? C over lambda!"
Oh wait. That's a Physics pun.
I would dine with the enemy team, but they have too much sodium chloride.
but heimer is more of an inventor then a chemist tbh