Heimerdinger needs more chemistry puns

I tried telling a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

I'll kick myself out now.

I hate laning against Heimerdinger. It makes me want to stab myself with a weapon made of Potassium, Nickel and Iron.

"Oxygen Magnesium! That was unexpected!"

"Why did God create water? To bring all the lost salts to solvation!"

I said this to my Chem teacher in High School, and she started teaching it to people as a mnemonic.

Two chemists go into a bar. The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O." The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" — and he died.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, "No, I'm traveling light."

But really I had to make these bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

but heimer is more of an inventor then a chemist tbh

I had a girlfriend once, as soon as we begun to bond she became negative towards me and kept demanding minion tax I on the other hand kept thinking positive,even if that scandanavian scumwhore stole my gold...

"What's new? C over lambda!"

Oh wait. That's a Physics pun.

I would dine with the enemy team, but they have too much sodium chloride.

Tell a potassium joke? K. . . . . . . . That was the best one I could come up with. I think I'll just leave now...