How I Imagine @Teemo Mains

So don't give me BS that you'd be a better lover than me for her! You wouldn't die for her! I would gladly do that! So the only way you're getting her is if I'm already dead doing the right thing for her!

My life... Is hers!

http://orig02.deviantart.net/ba04/f/2015/340/2/0/_lol_love_is_lie_by_redcoke-d9j7v4k.png

TheTariansJun 15, 20162 votes

But here's the thing. You think that I wouldn't allow myself to get hurt for her, but even if she died I would keep fighting for her. Even if my body and heart were broken at once, I would fight for her.

http://pre01.deviantart.net/d6d9/th/pre/i/2013/239/a/a/__lol___rumble_s_revenge_by_n_lilix-d6jwu4j.png

I'll never stop loving her.

http://www.gameguyz.com/sites/default/files/pictures_images/15.08.2013/1376552240_2.png

And she will never stop loving me.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ujl1kSj01qevzluo2_1280.gif?Noredirect

And we both care for each other, like family.

http://pre00.deviantart.net/508e/th/pre/i/2011/272/1/2/tristana_and_rumble_by_leiline-d4baxpe.png

And you know what family means. IT means that no one is left behind or forgotten (Love the movie this is from). I protect her from far greater threats of darkness than you ever could. In the Super Galaxy, I fight for her.

https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000207698570-trv60i-t500x500.jpg

But here's the thing. I do it all for her.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykz8rYLLP1qiiuvwo1_500.png

Everything I do is only for her.

http://www.gameguyz.com/sites/default/files/pictures_images/15.08.2013/1376552240_9.png

And the only way I would ever let a sociopath like you ever touch her is over my dead mech and my dead body.

My life was meaningless... until I met Tristana.

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/4af3846a8ff3f809739c73cb444dde0a.jpg

OleandervineJun 15, 20161 votes

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But here's the thing. You think that I wouldn't allow myself to get hurt for her, but even if she died I would keep fighting for her. Even if my body and heart were broken at once, I would fight for her.

http://pre01.deviantart.net/d6d9/th/pre/i/2013/239/a/a/__lol___rumble_s_revenge_by_n_lilix-d6jwu4j.png

I'll never stop loving her.

http://www.gameguyz.com/sites/default/files/pictures_images/15.08.2013/1376552240_2.png

And she will never stop loving me.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ujl1kSj01qevzluo2_1280.gif?Noredirect

And we both care for each other, like family.

http://pre00.deviantart.net/508e/th/pre/i/2011/272/1/2/tristana_and_rumble_by_leiline-d4baxpe.png

And you know what family means. IT means that no one is left behind or forgotten (Love the movie this is from). I protect her from far greater threats of darkness than you ever could. In the Super Galaxy, I fight for her.

https://i1.sndcdn.com/avatars-000207698570-trv60i-t500x500.jpg

But here's the thing. I do it all for her.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykz8rYLLP1qiiuvwo1_500.png

Everything I do is only for her.

http://www.gameguyz.com/sites/default/files/pictures_images/15.08.2013/1376552240_9.png

And the only way I would ever let a sociopath like you ever touch her is over my dead mech and my dead body.

My life was meaningless... until I met Tristana.

http://st.elohell.net/public/chill/4af3846a8ff3f809739c73cb444dde0a.jpg

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/dvd/disney/lilo/lilo2_L.jpg ^Not a Yordle.

TheTariansJun 15, 20161 votes

and you downvoted me just for that?

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OleandervineJun 15, 20161 votes

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and you downvoted me just for that?

https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/53429921.jpg

I didn't even vote for you at all.

TheTariansJun 15, 20161 votes

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The AqualiousJun 15, 20161 votes

What's wrong Rumble... You said you wanted her to choose... I just tried to help...

Didn't Shaco do a good thing?

http://www.deviantart.com/art/LoL-Rumble-s-Revenge-396241795

JayHog1992Jun 15, 20161 votes

Would had actualy respected your judgement... But calling me a sociopath is just plain wrong... I never done anything for you to deserve your hatred. We're both yordles that care for her. If anything... She should be the one deciding... Not us...

Here's how far would I go... I'd let her choose you over me, as long as she chooses. I love her even enough to let her choose you... To prove that you're wrong about all about me!

Damn it! We shouldn't even be fighting each other, we're a team!

http://static.wixstatic.com/media/950b55_5fecbb9c29f345518497bfc94376ed33.png_srz_1263_947_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_png_srz

I can't believe we'd go as far as fighting each other over something like this... We're yordles! We're brothers in arms! We should be fighting for Bandle! We share a common goal of fighting for what really matters, for our people! Our race!

Come on Rumble. I'd even let you have her if it means that she'd be happy. The least you can do... Is have a heart for me!

I'm not a monster you think I am... Never was... Never will be!

(sighs) I'd actualy be willing to give up to see her happy...

TheTariansJun 15, 20161 votes

(sigh) Why am I always the one that can't be the voice of reason? But... you're right Teemo. There's just so much hatred in me that I guess I can get carried away... And I realize that I can't act this way towards another Yordle. It's not like me.

Nowadays she is the only thing I think about, but... but that excuses nothing. But like you said... Her happiness before mine, right? I JUST...(takes a deep breath)... I just want you to know, that I don't hate you, or what you do for Bandle City.

Sometimes I just can't stop myself.

But we're all Yordles here.

http://img1.reactor.cc/pics/post/full/League-of-Legends-%D1%84%D1%8D%D0%BD%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%BC%D1%8B-Poppy-Tristana-2305653.jpeg

This isn't what I wanted to be. This isn't who I really am. I'm a Yordle first. A mechanic second. And everything else third. I've become just like those humans that I hate so much. Letting all of my hatred close in on my fellow breathren.

http://orig03.deviantart.net/175f/f/2015/026/a/8/__league_of_legends___rumble_by_n_lilix-d8fjhd8.png

Are you willing to forgive me? Brother? (Extends out hand)

JayHog1992Jun 15, 20161 votes

(Takes the hand.)

Deep down, what matters is our survival. We'd always work together, even if we're both stubborn in our own ways.

https://40.media.tumblr.com/3e3c169d2677e1504536af949c62a23c/tumblr_nvkajjoqLD1qhwgudo1_500.png

But in the end, being happy is what matters, it's what makes us what we are. Heck! Maybe one day we can work together just to make Tristana happy!

http://orig01.deviantart.net/efab/f/2016/083/5/3/3_dragon_trainers__teemo__rumble_and_heimerdinger__by_johnnyhedgehog1992-d9wbqj7.png

But I can understand why you'd want such a gal, I mean... We've both seen how she is.

http://pre05.deviantart.net/0490/th/pre/i/2015/132/1/b/lol___pool_party_tristana_by_incognito44-d8t4l8v.png

But for now, I'm willing to put my differences aside and wish you luck on the Rift.

TheTariansJun 15, 20161 votes