New champion titles
Following in Mord's pizza-shaped footprints, I realized that new other champions need new titles as well. Just like "Master of Metal" just didn't fit with Mord, other champions titles just don't further their identity at all. , Kog'maw's "The Mouth of The Abyss" sounds cool, but doesn't fit his target fantasy. And while it makes funny memes, it is time we stopped calling Azir an emperor.
Master of Metal The windy samurai
Lord of Death
The Unforgiving
The Glorious Executioner The Void Worm
Juggler of Axes
The Heart of the Freljord 
The Sheriff of Piltover The Sniper
The bearer of the Shield
The mouth of the abyss
The Emperor of the Sands The Half-Bird
The Tidecaller The Mermaid
The Lady of Luminosity The Grower of Flowers
~~ The Night-Hunter ~~ The eye of retribution (she is now a midlaner, who's stare drains the target for 5% (+1% per cleared jungle camp) health per second as true damage.
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the Demon
the Fox Girl
the Ninja
the Cow Guy
the Sad Guy
the Ice Bird
That One Kid
the Archer
the Santa Cosplayer
the Robot
the Burn Victim
the Snake Lady
the Rawr Stomp Monster
the Pilot
the Axe Dude
the Moon Fan
the Purple Guy
the Affirmative Action Character
the Spider
the One We Hate
the One that Does the Thing
the Scarecrow
the Broken
the Fish
the Statue
the 
the Sword Guy
the Freljordle
the Fat Drunk
the Cigarless
the Horse
the Donger
the Dead but Not Really
the Wind Girl
the Spear Dude
the Lamp Guy
the Hammer Dude
the Crazy Girl
~~ CANCER! CANCER! FUCK YOU!~~ the Spear Lady
the Forgotten Champion
the Dead Guy
the Purple Puker
the Knife Lady
the Angel
the Hamster Ninja
the Bug
the Teleport Lady
The All Around Best Champion We've Ever Designed
the Sun Lady
the Ice Lady
the other Affirmative Action Character
the Purple Girl
the Rock
the Crazy Guy
the Tree
the Kenyan
the Pirate Girl
the Evil Angel
the Doge
the Diver
the Cat Lady
the Spooky
That Other Kid
the Viking
the Robot Lady
the Spear and Shield Dude
...who?
...who??
...We made these champs?
the Tunneler
the Crocogator
the Knife Kitty
the Jumpy Sword Girl
the Hamster Mech
the Blue
the Pig Rider
the Clown
The Other Ninja
the Dragon Cosplayer
the other Burn Victim
the Zombie
the Spell Shield and Run Fast Lady
the Scorpion
...who?
the Goat
Who?
the Ball Thrower
the OSfrog
the Assassin
the Fabulous
the Devil
the Chain Guy
the Rocket Girl
the Troll
the Mindless
the Gambit Wannabe
the Rat
the Homeless
the Useless
the Purple Guy With a Bow
the Small
the Eyeball
the Boxer
the Crazy Robot
the Twilight Fan
the Bear
the Wolf
the Monkey
the Lightning Guy
the Spear Guy
Who?
Who?
the Healthy and Balanced Assassin
the Bomb Guy
Who?
the Plant Lady
