ONE FOR ALL HEIMER- WE WILL NEVER SURRENDER, WE WILL NEVER GIVE UP, WE WILL ALWAYS PREVAIL

READ MY MATCH HISTORY AND LOOK AT THE EVENT MAP. we prevailed. five heimerdingers. versus five ezreals. It took an hour and four minutes. about half an hour in, they were pushing our nexus. but we turtled. and we never gave up. We built zzrot, banner of command, counter items, tanky items, and AP items. and we never gave up. We had our dips of "gg" and the surrender option but we prevailed. They would say things like "surrender pls" "this is boring" "we're going to end it now" they bragged about ending it, and then they tried, and they died so many times. the piles of corpses leading to the nexus was frighteningly gigantic. They tried pushing with baron buff. They took dragon. They took our inhibitors God knows how many times. But they never succeeded!!!!!!!!!! We won over all. Courage. Bravery. Determination. Honor. Dignity. Fifteen turrets surrounding our nexus. Two ZZrot portals. Banner of Command minions. With all of our turrets gone, with all of our inhibitors stripped away, they still couldn't defeat our nexus. It didn't even take one damage during the duration of their baron (after we killed them as well). Eventually they stopped taking inhibitors. Their pace slowed. They started losing most of the fights. Their jokes became worrisome. But they wouldn't give up. They fought hard and long and unwavering. I want to say more than half of that game was spent in our base on our nexus. We annoyed them so much. So many deaths. If more than one of us had died at any given moment, we would have been thrust into our defeat. As it was, if one donger died we'd strain to hold up our courage and power against the might Ezreal foes. I recall being on a major killing spree towards the end because I had thornmail and a few other tanky items. What was key was that we never gave up. against all odds, we fought to the bitter bloody end. The Ezreal team started getting nervous. "If im afk dont report me" "I should be doing homework" "seriously guys surrender now Im being honest I cant keep doing this" Sucks to be them, doesnt it. Dongers never surrender to your foolish tricks. Soon the tides turned. Well, not enough. the farthest we pushed past 30 minutes was our inner turrets. Then we'd be caved back into our base for 10 minutes again. And eventually, after killing them all in turn one last time, they surrendered. They gave up against the ultimate siege. They couldn't do it. We prevailed beyond the call of duty. Our sweat and toil and blood lead to the greatest victory screen i have ever had the pleasure to experience first hand. Their sweet, bitter surrender. Like i said, we never even got outside our base that far. They just surrendered out of defeatism. They couldn't breach our impenetrable fortress of turrets and minions. I wish there was a way to see how many super minions we killed because I actually believe it'd be something like 50-100. So many. So so many. We won. I didn't get my win of the day and I got 145 IP just from plain old winning. Guess that says something about game length. Moral of the story. NEVER GIVE UP. Out last your enemy. They cannot defeat the donge. No, not all the rockets!